Sir Pizza — Restaurant in Florida

Lend me a small sum of your time and attention to take you on a journey of which depicts the past hour I have miserably endured. Imagine a time when you have possessed an unnatural craving for pizza that could be simply satisfied with a sub par disc of dough covered in tomato sauce topped with mozzarella. Leading to the unenviable event of contacting your closest pizza restaurant to satisfy this deep craving for an imitation of a fine Italian dish. However, in your haste to quickly alleviate yourself of such a burden, you decide to contact Sir Pizza. The simple thought of a pepperoni pizza seems to be your only concern in life at this moment so you quickly place a delivery order only to find you have been grossly overcharged for such a simple dish. The overbearing temptation outweighs this financial burden leading you to carry through with our order. While waiting, you begin to salivate in a similar manner of Pavlov's dog at the mere thought of your craving being satisfied. Finally after 20 seemingly endless minutes, your pizza arrives. The delivery person cannot speak fluent English (or any language to that concern) placing you at somewhat of a disadvantage knowing you cannot voice any concerns with the man if an issue arrises. He hastily takes your payment and leaves; leading you to believe there is mischief present but you finally have the food you desired so you shut the door behind him. As you approach the kitchen counter, you feel like a child on Christmas day who is expecting the gift you politely asked your parents for. But to your quick realization you come to discover they have delivered something that does not appear to be what you ordered....at all. You immediately express your disappointment to your peers of which believe you may be overreacting. So in turn you invite them to taste a slice of whatever they brought you to see if it is in fact a pizza. They each grab a slice and take a bite, and as you expected their faces resembled that of a man who just consumed feces. Without hesitation, they recommend you contact Sir Pizza to voice your concerns. When discussing your disappointment with the manager, he simply states "I understand where you're coming from but people still buy our pizzas so I see no issue continuing to supply these (sub par) pizzas to paying customers" Not only are you frustrated, you are almost distraught at the fact he possesses no remorse in the matter at hand. So you end the phone call, knowing it will not fix the issue because he frankly does not care for your opinion or satisfaction. You now have to go to sleep dealing with the fact that Domino's could've supplied you with 3 times the pizza for this fee you paid, and you would not feel disgusted knowing what you put inside of your body. In conclusion, the aforementioned points accurately depict what it is like to order a pizza from this establishment and I hope that this review deters you from ever considering this "restaurant"...

Pizza is pizza, it's a round delicious pie of cheesy goodness. You can walk into any shop and order up a slice or two and 99% of the time it'll be good. It's generally not easy to mess up pizza, even bad pizza is still pizza... Until one day you have THE Sir Pizza.

Now, I'm not saying this pizza is made with unicorn shavings, Phoenix feathers, and leprechaun gold because that's just ridiculous... But the truth is this pizza is made with unicorn shavings, Phoenix feathers, and leprechaun gold. One bite and your body will be transported to an ethereal plane beyond understanding. Every sense will be shocked, and your soul will be born again. Maybe this isn't pizza, maybe Harry Potter is cooking this up with his magic wand while Gandalf and some dwarves help him run this fine eatery, I don't know... Honestly who am I to question a good thing?

I can tell you this, God rested on the 7th day, but the real reason is that on the 6th day he had 96 pies, 28 sandwiches 13 blankets and 8 cookies. 8 cookies!! Have we talked about the cookies? Perfect circles of sugary chocolate bliss that will have you questioning why Neo would ever wake up from the matrix. Did he know about sir pizza? Probably not or he would have taken the blue pill.

I'm not going to promise you a new lease on life, but one square of this delicious pie, and your world will never...

We Smelled it from a Block Away and knew It was a Winner! YESSIR Pizza might be one of The Best in Southern Florida. I was hungry and Looked Local only to find this Treasure. The Crispy Crunchy Crust with a tangy Tomato Sauce Slathered (Because I watched the Preparation) on Top Then Skillfully Selected Toppings Placed to the EDGE of the Pizza. Never a Dull Bite. This is ‘Burn The Roof of Your Mouth’ Pizza as you can’t wait To Ingest. I expected a Traditional pepperoni and Sausage fair but what I Got was Gorgeous and Took me places that hold Special Places in my Spirit. They ‘Squared’ my pizza. And I almost shed a tear as this was the way I got Introduced to what we refer To as ‘Upstate Style’ ) As a kid every summer we’d Go upstate to visit. And They cut round pizzas into Square Slices. So you think You’re eating bits and pieces and then there are no more Bits and Pieces and you Want...