Now let me tell y’all somethin’.
Mama D thought she was just goin’ out for a peaceful lil’ All-Star Special with her grandson Ethan, but baby… what we walked into was Waffle House: The Reckoning.
We roll up at 9 PM, and this place is HOTTER than a Florida church in July. Packed wall to wall, short-staffed, cook lookin’ like he’s seen war, and syrup on the floors like it’s a Slip ’N Slide. Mama D ain’t new to the chaos, so I said, “Okay, we gon’ be patient. We gon’ stay saved.”
Now our server? Good young man. Didn’t have no AirPods in, didn’t give no attitude. He came over eventually like, “Y’all ready to order?” And I could see the exhaustion in his eyeballs. Like he’d been fightin’ demons, debt, and doordash all day. Bless him. No shade to the staff — they was doin’ what they could.
BUT BABY. This is where it gets spicy.
We sittin’ there waitin’ on our food, and outta NOWHERE in walks Alyssa — that’s Ethan’s EX-GIRLFRIEND #1, and right behind her comes Sam — EX-GIRLFRIEND #2. I said, “Oh LAWD, is this a prayer circle or a battle royale?”
Alyssa YELLS from the counter: “Don’t text me talkin’ ‘bout you miss me while you sittin’ here with your old-ass grandma!” And Sam — LORD, SAM just YELLED “RAGGEDY” and STORMED OUT like she was leavin’ a Tyler Perry scene. Ethan froze like a deer in headlights, holdin’ his burnt bacon like it was a shield. He said, “Granny, I don’t even know how they knew I was here.” I said, “Boy, you tagged the location on your Snapchat story. You wanted this smoke.”
Meanwhile, the kitchen finally bring out the food. That thing looked like a sad hamburger patty wearin’ makeup. My bacon? Burnt like Sodom and Gomorrah. Ethan’s toast was hangin’ on for dear life.
But through all the mess… Mama D stayed calm. Because I’m from DETROIT. I done seen worse at a gas station on a Tuesday.
So let me break it down: • Food? Meh. • Service? Respect. • Bacon? Burnt like Ethan’s dating history. • Ex drama? 10/10. I should’ve brought popcorn. • Ethan? Built like a Dollar Tree Ronnie Coleman but emotionally fragile.
Would I go back? Maybe. But next time, I’m bringin’ security and a therapist.
— Mama D (too blessed for stress, too old for mess, and too hungry for...
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