BJU Dining Common — Restaurant in Greenville

Title: A Culinary Horror Show

(This is meant in jest)

If you’re looking for a place to test the limits of mankind's worst cooking, Bob Jones Dining Common is the perfect venue. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong—I've seen cleaner kitchens in horror movies! The food? Let’s just say it has the consistency of food that's been rotting in the fridge for a couple weeks 🤢🤮.

I was served what they called “chicken,” but I’m pretty sure it was just a nugget of despair. Eating here is a bit like playing Russian roulette, except the bullet is a mystery meat that might just haunt your dreams. If you want to experience a buffet of regret, come on down! Otherwise, save yourself and maybe pack...

If you like eating food with no flavor and feeling sick after you eat a meal the dining common is the place for you. If you like maggots and worms in your broccoli, you should try out the DC sometime. My personal favorite was when I went to make a waffle for breakfast and as I am dispensing the waffle mixture, 4 black bugs come crawling out of the machine. Yummy right? Another favorite of the students at BJU is the occasional cockroach in your milk and the random hairs in your salad. If you like your beef still mooing or your chicken still clucking, try out some of the meats at the dining common. The raw chicken is just fantastic high...

(This review is written with slight tongue-in-cheek) I haven't spent an enormous amount of time in the DC but the pizza is good and the ice cream varieties are interesting and apparently some people think that you're supposed to go in the out and out the in at the dish return... The only problem with the food is that it is good enough to cause me to overeat and I believe that is a personal problem on my part.

It has been rumored that the tiles outside of the Dining Common are the most reflective material in the known Universe... so be careful...