Oh, boy. Let’s start with the one positive. Our server, Kristi, she was the ONLY saving grace. She is very kind, and was extremely apologetic for our experience. She deserves a better place to work.

First, we came here because the honey mustard chicken sandwich came HIGHLY recommended. Unfortunately, it was not the honey mustard that the recommender grew up loving. It was basically yellow mustard with a dash of honey. Luckily we learned this from our friends sitting next to us, and were able to order other items.

Or maybe unlucky.

We ordered calamari to start - it was basically all batter that was bland at best. A lot of the pieces didn’t seem to have any meat. That took about 35 minutes to come out.

One person from our little group ordered sliders - they actually hit the table before the appetizer, because they came from downstairs? They were absolutely flavorless. The only thing you could taste was the bread. So bad that my 3 year old took one bite and spit it out.

I ordered the Monte Cristo with a cup of salmon chowder- the chowder came first, before the calamari, and it was decent. That would probably be the only thing I would be order, but I do not plan on returning. The sandwich was awful. I couldn’t even eat it. The bread was soggy because they didn’t cook the egg all the way through. And why are you using that nasty plastic American cheese? I had one bite and lost my appetite.

The third person from our party ordered grilled cheese with tomato bisque - I do not understand how they messed up a grilled cheese. But they did. It didn’t look like there was any cheese so he pulled it apart, and the white substance that was on the sandwich was clumpy and not melted. He also said he was pretty sure the “tomato bisque” tasted like cheap canned spaghetti sauce. He had a few bites of the soup, and none of the sandwich.

Our fourth and final person ordered a burger - he was hungry, so ate it, but said it was mediocre at best. But, the best part was this: about half way through the burger, we pulled something from it. It was the WAX PAPER SQAURE MENT TO KEEP RAW PATTIES SEPARATED. In ALL of my years working and managing restaurants, I have NEVER seen this happen.

Also, the 3 sandwiches outside the sliders took ONE AND A HALF HOURS TO GET TO OUR TABLE!! In hindsight, we should have had Kristi cancel our order and go somewhere else. The boys ended up stopping at Godfathers because they were still hungry after not being able to consume the inedible food.

If I could give zero stars, I absolutely would. I will never return.

Again, Kristi was INCREDIBLE! We loved her.