Little Caesars Pizza — Restaurant in Kingsport

4128 Fort Henry Drive. A portal. A node in the matrix where reality bends like warm mozzarella under the thumb of destiny. You do not walk into this Little Caesars—you are summoned. Drawn by a force older than bread.

And at the center of it all, like a prophet behind Plexiglas, stands Seth. Not a man. A force. A cosmic being wrapped in polyester and power.

Seth does not prepare food. He communes with it. I watched him open the oven door and time paused. A pepperoni floated mid-air. It looked at me. I understood. He turned a knob and thunder rolled over Fort Henry. An old man in the parking lot dropped to his knees and wept, whispering, “He’s back.”

The pizza was handed to me without words. Our eyes met. I saw past lives reflected in his pupils—Romans, astronauts, a raccoon playing piano. All of it made sense. None of it did. I took the box like it was a relic and cradled it like the last light of humanity.

Then, from the shadows… Steven.

Stoic. Calm. He does not fold boxes. He binds destinies in cardboard. With each crease, a soul is gently packaged. With each label, a life begins again. He wore a headset, but I know—he’s listening to the stars.

The Crazy Bread was not just crazy. It was deranged. It whispered ideas to me I dare not repeat. One bite in and I could hear static in my blood. I saw colors I cannot describe. One breadstick told me to forgive my enemies. Another told me to get bangs. I am torn.

The soda machine hissed in warning. It knows what this place is. A man tried to pay with coins. Seth accepted them without touching them. They evaporated. He nodded. The man was free.

The cashier drawer opened itself.

A pigeon outside exploded.

I sat in my car, trembling. My hands were covered in cheese and prophecy. I blinked, and it was nighttime. I looked back at the building—it was gone. Only a Taco Bell wrapper and the scent of garlic remained.

Would I return?

You don’t return to Little Caesars on Fort Henry Drive. It returns to you. When you need it most. When the world has crumbled and hope flickers like a dying bulb… Seth will be there. Holding the...

We visit here frequently but last 2 times the pizzas have been super greasy and have made me sick. Even blotting the pizzas with paper towels it's still greasy. I usually use pizza portal and it's been easy and convenient in the past. But last visit they put someone else's order in my slot and we didn't notice until we got home. Had to go back and get correct greasy pizzas. No joke, it was puddled in the pepperoni. May grab Dominoes or Fox's next time.

Update...Went back to this place a few more times since and the pizzas been great. Not sure what happened those few times with the extra greasy pizzas but seems to have been fixed. I changed from 2 star to 4 star👍

Update #2...I guess it's hit or miss with this place. Ordered pizza portal. Email said it'd be ready at 7:16pm. Got there at 7:15 and waited...and waited...and waited. At 7:25 I asked guy at front to check on my pizzas, both were "hot-n-ready" pizzas, and he said one was done and the other they had just put in the oven. I asked how long it would be...he acted like he didn't know what to do. I had to ask several times before he went to back and asked someone else I guess. He said 5-10 mins. I contemplated on just canceling and walking out but I stayed. Got my "hot-n-ready" pizzas at 7:37pm. Oh, don't get the new calzone pizza...it was nasty. Back to 2 stars. Actually it'll be a 1 star. I forgot to mention how filthy the store was. Whoever is managing this store needs to...

Over the years we occasionally get Little Cesar's for a quick dinner. we have also discovered their deep dish cooked well done is actually really good. If it is less than that it often times is barely cooked, the crust is soft with no crunch, sometimes with a doughy center. However no matter how good it can be it never is good at this location. Every time our order is wrong. One time they claimed that they didn't sell stuffed crust when we bought through the app, paid for it and our pizza was missing the stuffed crust. Upon further inspection while waiting on them to make it we discovered they put the stuffed cheese on the pizza in the middle before they put sauce or toppings or the layer top cheese. Other times they give us someone else's order. This last time the crazy bread was super old to the point my kid couldn't bite into it when I handed it to him in the car. My well done pizza was barely cooked at all. It still had a doughy center. I never have problems at any other location. It is highly disappointing that you can't get fresh food made to your specifications when you order...