Nipps Drive-Through — Restaurant in Longview

There was a time when a trip to Nipps was the culinary equivalent of finding twenty bucks in your winter coat. But lately, it feels more like discovering a stale fry under the seat of your car: sad, disappointing, and dry.

Let’s start with the “milkshake," if you can even call it that. Id upload a video of this pale, watery travesty, which I can only describe as underflavored cold milk with aspirations if google allowed videos. The shake tasted like someone whispered the word “vanilla” into skim milk and hoped for the best. Nostalgia couldn’t save it, and neither could my taste buds. I had to use my imagination as if I was hanging with the Lost Boys on never never land and never learning the word "bangarang!"

Then, there’s their “Banner special," which should now be called the "Bammer special ed." A tragedy in two buns. The disappointment parents feel when they attend their kids play. The bacon was cremated to the point where I needed dental records to confirm it was pork. The burger patties? Thin enough to make a Post-it note look substantial. It’s like they consulted a fast-food Ouija board and summoned the ghost of Sad Meals Past.

Oh, and the prices. What used to feel like an affordable indulgence now makes my wallet cry softly in the corner. I understand inflation, but this is more like extortion. Charging gourmet prices for third-rate food is a bold strategy, Nipps. Too bad it’s not paying off.

Overall, Nipps has become the fast-food equivalent of that one friend who peaked in high school: living off past glory and wondering why no one wants to hang out anymore.

At least the person running the fry station was still able to manage that.

Do better, Nipps. Because right now, the only thing driving through is my...

I had the worst experience here today I’m honestly so bummed that I have to make this review this was me and my husbands go to place but I honestly don’t want to return again due to this experience my husband had went inside to use the restroom while I was waiting in the drive thru we got two daily specials and I had order him a root beer I had realized they updated there menu and had new shakes when my husband came back to the car he was talking about the shakes and I told him they had new flavors he ended up wanting to change his drink to a shake instead and when I got to the window I had asked the cashier if I could please change the root beer to a peanut butter shake I had apologized and she rudely said “I already made the drink but whatever and she seemed very upset I apologize and I explained what had happened but she just ignored me and didn’t seem to care what I had to say when I got handed my food she was shoving the items into my hands and just being very aggressive I already wasn’t having the best day myself and that just was Cherry on top of my day and I drove home crying today and most likely won’t be returning here amazing food amazing prices but don’t expect a good experience if you want to add or change your order...

5 star all the way. I could write volumes of why I love this place the shakes are just right for me the 20% discount for veterans the cod oh my god its so yummy Yes the long wait in the drive thru is uncomfortable if you want the food right now like at McDonald's so you got to wait but the wait is so worth it. Okay so that is my review however, all these disappointed people I am just thinking this thru they want superior service then fork up the bucks and go to red lobster they treat me very good though their prices are up there. You are out for atmosphere the there is Stuffies I always love taking out of town guests there that is so cool the poodle skirts the music that is the place for atmosphere. But this is great food (and I say great as in 130% approval rating). So it is a very small place you might even say its a greasy spoon but the food does not reflect no greasy spoon. You are upset because the seating was minimal? Oh boy get a grip! It is for the food we love Nips not the chairs! Wait in the drive thru like we all do and then you see its an...