Oh, Domino’s, the culinary equivalent of a magic show in a back alley, where both staff and phone calls mysteriously disappear! It’s less of a pizza place and more of a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, inside a dumpster fire, with a side of garlic bread.
Try calling them, ha? Imagine trying to make contact with an alien civilization. The phone rings into the void, echoing through space and time.
Visiting in person is like participating in a silent film – where no amount of talking, expressive gestures, dramatic pauses, could get a single persons attention. You might consider bringing a set of signal flares to capture their attention.
Following instructions? Oh, they’re mavericks, those Domino’s folks. Ask for extra cheese, and it’s a culinary improv night. It’s not an “error”; it’s an artistic interpretation of your order!
Expecting them to apologise? They’re as rare as a unicorn in a field of four-leaf clovers. Expect an unapologetic attitude and you'll never be disappointed.
In a world where the customer is always right, Domino’s dares to defy. If you enjoy a side of existential bewilderment with your undercooked not remotely what you ordered, meal, this is the place for you. Their slogan could very well be, “Domino’s: oh, You...
Read moreI had been craving a Domino's Pizza all day. I could just imagine the warm, gooey cheese and the savory toppings. I finally placed my order at 11 PM October 28th, Saturday night and eagerly awaited its arrival. I thought I heard a car in front of my house, and then footsteps on the porch. I immediately rushed to the door, thinking someone was there with my hot, delicious pizza. But the driver never knocked on the door. The next morning, my mother saw the pizza sitting on the table outside. The box was cold to the touch. I had specifically requested that the delivery driver knock on the front door so I could receive it. I brought the pizza inside and opened the box. The cheese was congealed and the toppings were wilted. The pizza was cold and unappetizing. I was disappointed and frustrated. I tried to heat up the pizza in the oven, but it was no use. The cheese was dry and the crust was hard. I couldn't even eat it. I was so disappointed with my Domino's Pizza experience that I did not ask for a refund. I had been looking forward to it all day, and it had turned out to be a complete disaster. At this point, I don't know if I will ever call Domino's...
Read moreI don't judge off of one experience..I've been a loyal customer to this store 3 years.the last 3 times I've had a problem rather it my order being wrong due to the wrong crust or my delivery driver forgetting the sauces I paid for they were minor so I didn't write a review they made it right rather it was a credit for the food or a replacement when it arrived cold.but this time the order was canceled after we waited the hour and a half wait time that was given we called back and they workers and managers were rude.told me they don't deliver here at my address I'm like can I speak with the manager I've gotten pizza here for months then the manager finally came to the phone he stated he just came in and some drivers won't come after dark I told him I called hours b4 dark he was like well the drivers don't come there anymore I asked for a credit or something for the inconvenience he said there's nothing he can Do I also asked for his name he said Dominique and then told me he didn't have to give a name I asked for a number above him and he hung up..service is poor and pizza arrives cold I would...
Read more