Uncle Louie's — Restaurant in Montvale

To start things off i must say i'd go fat for this pizza This majestic beautifully made and designed pizza has my stomach rumbling like a playboi carti concert The taste of the pizza touching your mouth has to be heaven sent When eating this beloved pizza i feel the presence of the angels from above I've never tasted food this good in my life i was living deep down in newark trenches when one day i was making a road trip upstate and i stopped here to get pizza . My life changed after this one Majestic slice After i proceeded to put my lips on this tasty appatizing life changing food . My life only got better . All my student loan debts went away . My debt and bills were all paid off . I made it out of the hood and took my goons with me and forced them brutally to eat this pizza do now we are all rich living in huge mansion in pearl river ny with benzes and m5 beamers My wardrobe went from knockoff payless brands to pay more chanel dior burberry louis vuitton gucci etc I just had my first kid after eating this dangerously tasty pizza and i named him louie and sometimes i try to eat him thinking he's the pizza . I must say i made it out the trenches and this pizza changed my life . Thank you louies pizza I could never repay you for this majestic...

I cannot comment on the food, however Eleanor (one of the unable phone girls) did NOT know how to react to my prank call. She had to put the manager on the phone, who was then promptly also pranked by my genius. In conclusion, I would like to see this establishment take more counteractive measures towards master pranksters, such as myself, and it shame to see such innocents victims be caught in another one of my traps. -Ka-Ching MoneyBags (evil mastermind)

Updated Review: I would like to apologize for my previous actions. What I said to poor Eleanor was not acceptable to any capacity. I feel awful, and I deeply regret my previous actions. My father, Mr.MoneyBags, made me change my review. I am now a changed man for the better. I still cannot comment on the pizza, though I'm sure it is great, and the chefs are probably trying their best. I hope the Uncle Louie's establishment in Montvale, New Jersey, 07645 learns from this experience, and does better next time. Do not take this as a bad review, take this as a learning experience. Please buy Uncle Louie's Pizza, only available at Uncle Louie's Pizza, Montvale, New Jersey, 07645 -Ka-Ching MoneyBags (now...

Just ordered delivery of some paninis and buffalo wings. They were delivered without any napkins or plastic forks although there was salad with it. When I talked to the owner Aldo over the phone, he was very rude and started arguing with me, telling me that nobody asks for these and that they never include these. I have never heard delivery without these basic items that are so inexpensive. Anyways, he interrupted me while I was talking, I would highly recommend that you do not deal with this person if you want to have peace in your food! We will never go there to sit or order delivery. What a bad business decision all over. Any smart person would not take a chance to lose customers for less than 50 cents cost per order. And you do not behave rudely. Amazingly...