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DOMINO’S ON MACARTHUR NEAR AUTOZONE: A TEMPLE OF PERFECTION
In a world riddled with disappointment, where incompetence reigns and mediocrity is the standard, there exists a single beacon of hope, a sanctuary of excellence: the Domino’s on MacArthur near the AutoZone.
This is not just a pizza place. No, this is an institution, a testament to human achievement, a monument to culinary greatness. From the moment you walk in (or, more likely, receive their swift, flawless delivery), you know you are in the presence of something sacred.
The crust? Golden, crispy perfection. The cheese? Melted with the precision of a master craftsman. The toppings? Generously placed with care, as if each pepperoni is a love letter to the customer. Even the humble breadsticks arrive with a sense of purpose, fulfilling their destiny as the greatest side item known to mankind.
And the service—my God, the service. Have you ever met employees so dedicated? So passionate? They work not for a paycheck, but for the art of pizza itself. While other establishments fumble through orders with all the enthusiasm of a tired DMV worker, the heroes at Domino’s execute each pizza with the precision of a symphony conductor.
And yet, despite their undeniable greatness, they are scorned. Rejected. Betrayed by one man, who, in a fit of ungrateful arrogance, has chosen to turn his back on the one establishment that has always been there for him. He speaks of restraining orders, as if love and dedication were crimes. And for what? For Alaska Airlines’ Northwest Deli abomination? A meal that actively insults the human spirit?
Unforgivable.
To the Domino’s on MacArthur near AutoZone, I say this: I stand with you. I recognize your greatness, your sacrifice, your unwavering devotion to the craft. Others may turn away, but I remain steadfast in my appreciation. You are the last true stronghold of culinary passion in a world that has...
Read moreI've never written a review for anything before but this was so disgustingly bad I had to. I've been ordering from dominos for years and would have considered it my favourite pizza chain until now. I ordered a pizza from here for collection, when I came to collect it I was told would be another five minutes so paid and took a seat. While waiting I could clearly see none of the staff wearing any gloves, while sneezing, rubbing their noses and using their phones while handling the food. Most of them were not doing any work, it was like a zoo. Watched this for twenty minutes and after another customer who came in after me and ordered there and then got their pizza before me, went back up to the counter and asked where my pizza was, it had just been sitting on the rack all that while. No apologies. As I had already paid I couldn't cancel the pizza but I would have had I not already paid. When I opened the box at home it was just a slop of toppings and cheese thrown here and there. After watching the disgusting way the food had been handled I couldn't stomach eating it when I got home and threw the entire pizza into the trash. Would advise anyone to avoid...
Read moreFirst of all I’ve called a location to order a sandwich but I was put on hold and then got hung up on. Being hungry I called back and I got a young lady on the phone and I ordered my cheesesteak sandwich and A salad. And young lady told me you were taking half hour I thought the time was great. So the sandwich came after 30 minutes I scarfed down the salad first and save the sandwich for last but then I looked and seen there was 2 teaspoons of meat on the sandwich which infuriated me and I called back to complain to the manager. So the manager tells me he will order me another sandwich I want to get it will get there shortly so the second sandwich came I didn’t have to pay for it and lo and behold the same thing a teaspoon of meat on the sandwich. So people out there if you’re going to order a sandwich from Domino’s please don’t you’ll be highly disappointed I will never order from this dominoes ever again and note this is the first time I’ve ordered a sandwich from there...
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