During a recent visit with a friend, each of us remarked to the other about how bad the au gratin potatoes looked and tasted (they used to be really good). It was as if they'd been seriously overcooked to begin with, then left out on the hot bar all day long. They'd actually formed a darkish skin over the surface. Turn them over with a spoon, and a lighter color of cream mixture emerged. The really brown ones were crunchy! So we're both marveling in semi-disgust at why such an ostensibly upscale restaurant would keep au gratin potatoes (or anything else) out for so long until it becomes grotesque, and why they wouldn't occasionally peek in on the saddening condition of the potatoes and deal with them.
So our table conversation increasingly centered on the oddity of the whole thing with the potatoes. We wondered if this was sort of a Texas de Brazil's "let them eat cake" moment?
We decided, foolishly, that we should at least alert the manager to the condition of the au gratin potatoes. After all, surely a place that commands a minimum of fifty bucks per person (not including beverage or tip), wouldn't intentionally leave potatoes in that condition on the hot bar. Yes, we decided we should make mention of it. We also decided we should clarify that we sought no monetary remedy (i.e., no discount, no freebies, etc.) so as to remove any doubt about a possible ulterior motive underlying our complaint. We merely thought management should be made aware and would WANT to be made aware. Ha!
So our server Keith summoned manager Tony to our table. Right out of the gate, Tony had all the bluster and condescension of a pompous maĂźtre d. Tony was 110% defensive as he "educated" us to the fact that au gratin potatoes are supposed to be fried. Who knew! So I'm thinking yeah, they're basically like cheese fries. Just sliced into rounds, rather than little rectangular sticks and then fried for a really long time in stale grease.
Presumably, credit goes to the fine Texas de Brazil training of manager Tony for his stylistic handling of this situation, assuring that instead of departing merely disappointed, we instead left insulted and angry. I wondered, what kind of idiot takes a valid customer observation, disclaimed right up front of being an attempt at any form of refund or discount, and turns it into an outright confrontation. There was no mistaking Tony's defensive attitude, as he steered directly into the oncoming headlights of confrontation. Way to go, Tony! Get the customers really riled up. Maybe we'll start slinging plates and breaking glasses. Is that your goal?
So just remember folks, at Texas de Brazil, they apparently hard fry their version of au gratin potatoes and then let them "simmer" in their own creamy juices for 8, 10, 12 hours (until a skin forms over the surface), because, as Tony pointed out, that's exactly how they're supposed to be.
Thanks Tony! You fully honored the part of our request about no freebies by not offering any form of goodwill gesture, then topped it off with your gracious education as to the hard-fried crunchy nature of authentic au gratin potatoes. And you finished it off by dismissing our frivolous and ignorant opinions by neither removing the au grotten potatoes from the bar or replacing them with a fresh batch.
Your managerial panache on display that evening assures we won't be back anytime soon.
And what's up with closing off whole sections of the dining room beginning an hour+ prior to closing so that we're all HERDED into the same small area, where we're sitting practically elbow-to-elbow with the other customers? What if I want to discuss my aunt's cancer diagnosis with my friend, but not the rest of the dining room? Eat somewhere else, you say? Ok! Profit 1st. ...
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