China Moon Buffet — Restaurant in River Falls

For the price of $52 for a family of four to eat here you'd think they'd have either more to offer or taste good. Food was extremely bland, Wontons had maybe a teaspoon of cream cheese in them to the point the cheese was hardened and burnt to the wonton wrapper, bread was as hard as a hockey puck, puffs had no filling to them, the pink fluff desert tasted as if there was no flavor other than red food dye. For $53 you can go feed your family of four at Golden Corral where they have many of many choices and food isn't bland or dry. Also, I came here last month with my friend and both of us had gotten some wicked food poisoning!! Caused me to sit in the er after feeling the effects for two entire days after eating here. Figured I'd finally add that part in a review since someone got food poisoning here two days ago as well. Sadly a year ago I wrote a very great review but something changed from then and now. Price also went up as well. Will not be...

This evening, my wife brought us home double cooked pork and lo mein. This was the first time I have tried China Moon. It was by far the worst meal I have had in a very very long time. We only had a few bites before we decided to just throw it away. Cabbage made up the main portion of the double cooked pork meal and was under cooked. I think they just tossed it in oil and threw it on a pan for a short period of time. It was close to eating raw cabbage. The only seasoning I could taste was red pepper, but the meal had an overwhelming taste of smoked olive oil. The lo mein noodles tasted like powder. Very hard to describe...almost like wet noodles placed in flour, cooked for short period of time, then served. The entire meal was a total waste. We will never be going back. It's a good thing there is more than one location in River Falls...

I actually wish I could live at this place. I want to go here every single day and my friends get really angry at me because they just don't like China Moon as much as me. I wish that China Moon could be a part of my life every single day. I pray to China Moon every night. Sometimes my dad and my friends calls me a nerd because I love China Moon so much. The other night I saw a plate of General Tso's Chicken and buttery potatoes. I knew that China Moon was there. I was so happy. China moon showed up and gave me a big smile. I was ready. I spread my mouth open wide, and shoved China Moon into my mouth. The entire restaurant was consumed by my almighty gluttony. My dad walked into my room and stared on in horror as I consumed the concrete, brick, entire buffet, all of the customers. China Moon is life. China Moon is love....