Calypso Bay Smokehouse — Restaurant in San Diego

Why so many food items not on the menu? You list a garden salad as a side for $6.99, but it is a Ceasar salad lettuce/cheese/croutons... A garden salad typically has cucumbers, tomato, onion, and such.

There is a grilled chicken salad on the menu for $17.99. An actual garden salad, a tri-tip salad, and another that I'm not sure what it was. No price listed and staff didn't know.

Also the last 3x we have eaten here I need to chase down an employee for forks and salad dressing.

Today there were 3 people in light blue shirts that clean up and dont stock any utensils or condiments. I said i already asked inside for dressing and was told it was outside, so I'm asking an employee outside to avoide going back inside.

So as I am using a cane, carrying a tray, trying not to spill the drink, and keeping track of my son that has special needs, going back inside to ask the cashier again for salad dressing.

Also why do the entrance door not have fans yet the exit doors do? Did you know the bugs can get in the same way people do?🤣🤣

It wouldn't take much effort to male this place better, but management doesn't seem to care.

The food is 2 star as pre-made and left in a hot box a while. Most food places at SeaWorld San Diego don't even deserve a 1 star.

SeaWorld San Diego has the absolute worst park food I have experienced in my years and we visit many parks on a regular...

Fellow regular patron of Seaworld speaking: Do not go here. Ever. Don't even walk near here, lest you fall for its trap. This is a warning from a poor victim who is currently huddled in a ball waiting to be let out of his cage, and I am only fed dry morsels of barbeque chicken, moldy lettuce wraps, stale fries, and lukewarm Schweppes ginger ale. Most of the meat options I have while in captivity are oddly moist and frankly, I don't appreciate the amount of effort that is put into the food here. I came across this predicament while making the fatal mistake of stepping foot in this so-called "restaurant". I thanked my gag reflex for stopping me from emptying my meager breakfast all over the other unknowing customers, who don't seem to have noticed the putrid odor eminating from their plates of "edible" food. I knew something was off about this place. I was quite disturbed by their supposed enjoyment of consuming such vile substances, suspecting brainwashing of entire families via trace chemicals produced by hazardous funguses. Due to this new hypothesis, I reached out to the manager, who promptly took me aside and locked me in a secret concrete prison 50 miles underground. The only things I have to keep me company are whale plushes with floppy dorsal fins. So, please give it a second thought before...

Hi my name is Matthew Hauri. Don’t look up my name I don’t want my fame to influence you’re opinion. Today I went to calypso’s and mamma Mia! I met this fine young lady. She was serving me my brisket and yum! Delicious! Dinner and a view! I fell in love. She was sweet, and beautiful. She told me shark facts when she was serving me my meat. My brisket tasted a little fishy to be honest, but I liked it! All apart of the experience I guesss, when in rome! Anyways, Emily was amazing. I just wonder if the feelings were reciprocated. I’m going to write a song about her. I actually asked her on a date to Dining with Orcas. I heard that’s the fancy and expensive place in town. She told me she had a shark training she had to get too. She’s so brave and fearless! I visited her and she put her lips up against the glass when I was going through the shark tube. I tried to put my lips up against the glass too but then security tackled me for taking my mask down. Oh! I would do it all again in an instant for her! I just hope someday we can meet again. If anyone sees Emily, please tell her that Matthew is waiting for her. I’m currently banned from the park until 2025 for a small incident that happened at the bay of play. I didn’t do anything wrong! Tell Emily to meet me 100 yards outside of...