Varlamos Pizzeria — Restaurant in Seattle

Title: "A Taste of Pizza Paradise with a Dash of Maddie’s Magic!" Review: Oh, Varlamos Pizzeria, you've officially stolen a pizza my heart! 🍕💕

From the moment we stepped into this charming pizzeria in Laurelhurst, WA, we knew we were in for a treat. The ambiance was cozy, inviting, and carried a delightful aroma that made our taste buds tango in anticipation.

Our fantastic server, Maddie, swooped in with an infectious smile and a world of recommendations. Her eyes sparkled with excitement as she passionately described the Tortellini Bella Peppa, a dish that transcended the boundaries of pasta perfection. With every heavenly bite, it felt like we were doing a little pasta dance with the Italian gods themselves.

But the feast didn't stop there! We indulged in the lasagna, meatballs, and the glorious Formaggio Calzone. Each dish delivered a symphony of flavors, leaving us speechless (and fork-full). The taste explosion was nothing short of a culinary masterpiece!

Speaking of the Formaggio Calzone, I must warn you—this heavenly creation is not for the faint of heart... or stomach! It arrived at our table, the size of a football, daring us to conquer its cheesy magnificence. We bravely accepted the challenge and emerged victorious, albeit in a delightful food coma.

Now, let's talk about portion sizes. Varlamos Pizzeria, you have officially mastered the art of fairness! The portions were beyond generous, ensuring we left with satisfied appetites and happy souls. This place is a haven for families, where both young and old can gather, indulge, and create lifelong memories over mouthwatering meals.

To top it all off, the prices were more than reasonable, leaving us with an extra reason to rejoice. It's rare to find a pizzeria that offers such quality without breaking the bank. Varlamos, you've won our hearts (and stomachs) with your incredible value.

In summary, dear Varlamos Pizzeria, you've enchanted us with your mouthwatering dishes, exemplary service, and a cozy atmosphere that feels like a warm hug. We're already planning our triumphant return to experience more of your culinary magic. If you're in Laurelhurst, do yourself a favor and visit this hidden gem—you won't regret it!

Buon appetito and a standing ovation for Maddie and the Varlamos team!

We got: The Meatballs (bar menu!) The Tortellini Bella Peppa (the star of the show for me!) “Cheese tortellini sauteed with fresh garlic, roasted red peppers and sausage in a spicy Alfredo sauce.” *don’t skimp on the red pepper flakes! Chefs kiss! Muah! The Lasagna The Formaggio Calzone “Swiss, Parmesan, Feta, Ricotta and Mozzarella.”

Ps. You’d think that the side salad would be meh… but it’s actually tasty!

5/5 for price, family friendly vibes, Maddie (our server),...

I have had a number of fine experiences at this establishment, unfortunately tonight was not one of them. I was greeted by a very nice bus person who seated me at 9PM and gave me glass of ice water, much appreciated as I was on a bike this hot day. Next to me was a large party finishing their meal, and in the booth behind me was another party who got service. I was ignored for the next fifteen minutes by a tall young lady and a tall young man who I assumed to be the waitpersons, each of whom walked by me several times without acknowledging my eye contact or even my presence, or the menu I put on the end of the table indicating that I was ready to order. I'm an older guy and I was sitting alone dressed in my bike commuter clothes. Still I found this to be a somewhat surreal circumstance, I felt like the invisible man. After the guy walked by me the fourth time and the young lady walked by me the fifth or sixth, I finally decided to just get up and leave. I walked past the woman on the way out and she at least said hi or something. I told her I had been seated, waiting to order for fifteen minutes, and she was very apologetic. I said thanks, went next door to Jak's Grill and received the great service and a fine meal like I always have there. I have lived in the neighborhood 20 years and cannot say this experience is typical of Varlamos, but it was definitely a Twilight Zone evening. I won't be back. Dr....

Possibly the worst pizza I have ever had in my life. I have no qualms with “low culture” pizza but this doughy-crusted, soggy-based abomination spits in the face of humble Segnor Degornio let alone the pizzerias sat in the shadow of Vesuvius.

I ordered the Kosta which consisted of a literal inch of undercooked vegetables whose sinful state was hidden from view by a layer of cheese that was as rubbery as it was flavorless.

I defy you to exhume a slice of Kosta from its cardboard coffin without the dissected section’s base falling apart like wet toilet paper: All you’ll be left with is a radial of crust that resembles a midwestern gas station’s interpretation of Olive Garden bread sticks.

I would put the positive reviews of this establishment down to its proximity to a college campus but, given a small “pizza” costs 20 dollars while a large costs 30, even the most rosy-cheeked or red-eyed coed would be daft not to opt for a Domino’s. The pricing almost suggests the proprietor is taking pity on their patron’s by actively discouraging on from ordering...