If disappointment had a flavor, it would be Fialkoffâs frozen pizza.
Bought this thing at my local Montreal supermarket because the box screamed âauthentic New York handmade pizzaâ â turns out, it was as handmade as a vending machine sandwich.
First of all, $22? For what? A frozen, pre-sliced frisbee? Iâve had better pizza regrets at 2 AM from a gas station in the middle of nowhere.
I had to basically cremate it in my oven to make it remotely edible. The only thing 'original' about this pizza was the new form of sadness it introduced to my tastebuds.
Imagine taking a piece of cardboard, sprinkling it with Dollar Store cheese dust, and then praying for a miracle. Thatâs this pizza.
If youâre in Montreal and thinking of buying this, just grab a snowball, sprinkle some ketchup and grated rubber tire shavings on it â same taste, less heartbreak, 100% cheaper.
Save yourself. Save your family. Save your oven from the smell of regret. Avoid...
   Read moreYesterdayâs visit was a disaster from start to finish. First off, it was literally hotter inside than outside, like sitting in a sauna. After paying, we waited 45 minutes or more for a minimum order, only to be told after all that waiting and after already paying that the ice cream we ordered wasnât even available.
The three slices we did get? Honestly, Iâd rather not describe how they looked. By then, it wasnât just us the entire line of customers was upset, everyone trying to cancel, and there was no one around to speak to.
They promised me a refund, but Iâm still waiting. Between the heat, the wait, being told things arenât available only after paying, the poor quality of the food, and the complete lack of customer service. this was one of the worst dining experiences Iâve had.
That said, I really do hope they take this feedback seriously, make the changes needed, and turn this place around â because it has potential to be so...
   Read moreTheir pizza is okayâ garlic knots are not good. I asked for Parmesan cheese to go on our pizza and the guy behind the counter said he didnât think they had that. đ¤ˇđťââď¸ They donât adhere to masks so most of the customers donât wear masks either. We went on a Saturday and the place was packed and an absolute mess. Customers left their empty pizza boxes and plates all over the table as if there is table service. Kids were running all over the place and none of the staff even cared to tell them anything. Iâll give them 2 stars for their pizza â it wasnât bad. They also only take cash FYI. The low rating is for their lack of consideration for other humans during a pandemic.. the regular customers make it an...
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