Felony Pizza Restaurant of Vancouver — Restaurant in Vancouver

I love that there are so many different kinds of pizza and people in this world! Someone and something for everyone.

I want to start off saying that we had the best experience with the owners being so kind and attentive for our entire group. You can tell they care a lot about their business and put a lot of heart and enthusiasm into it.

They have a separate room with TVs in it for gatherings. Otherwise, there aren't a ton of tables inside, but when the weather is nice they have patio seating area where you can bring your dog to lunch.

There is a separate bar area inside as well. They can fill to go containers, which is nice 👍 as they have some nice drink options (beer, cocktails). They also have some nice coffee and loose leaf tea that looked and smelled divine! It's made by the local Valhalla Tea Co.

So for the food... we pretty much got one of everything and everyone seemed to enjoy it. My husband raved about the thin yet chewy crust. And the spicy ranch was a hit. I LOVED the flavor of their sauce on the OG (Margherita)!

The fries were yummy and the Buffalo wings had good flavor. One of our friends got The Shiv and said it was very tasty. Our other friends got The Big Cheese with alfredo sauce and wouldn't stop saying how delicious it was! Lol I noticed after ordering that they get some Sourdough from Dos Hermanos for the Rip N Ready so that's definitely what I'm having next time.

We have since been able to enjoy the chicken alfredo and the bread that comes with it - WOW! So good. It was also really nice to see they have Gluten Free and Vegan options to make everyone feel like they had something they could eat.

I really liked that they have affordable personal size pizzas and they honor military every day with a discount. As Veterans, we love to support the places who support our military.

They are right next to Safeway off Fourth Plain and 162nd, but have another location in Gresham as well. Note: they are...

My recent visit to Felony Pizza left me thoroughly impressed and delighted. Among the array of delectable options, "The Genovese" pizza stole the spotlight with its mouthwatering combination of flavors, all atop one of the most exceptional doughs I've ever had the pleasure of tasting.

"The Genovese" pizza is a true culinary masterpiece. The delectable blend of tender chicken, creamy Alfredo pesto, artichoke hearts, fresh tomatoes, a perfectly balanced mozzarella Parmesan blend, and a touch of red onion created an explosion of flavors that left me craving more. Each bite was a harmonious symphony of savory and refreshing notes, showcasing the skill and creativity of the culinary team at Felony Pizza.

Felony Pizza's commitment to customer satisfaction was evident in every interaction. The staff members, clad in their inmate t-shirts, were friendly, attentive, and knowledgeable. They went above and beyond to ensure that my dining experience was enjoyable, answering any questions I had and offering insightful recommendations.

Felony Pizza also offers a full bar with great selections drinks so make sure to see their bartender AC! AC's creations are out of this world! Each cocktail is a masterpiece, carefully crafted with precision and creativity. AC knows how to balance flavors perfectly, creating unique and delicious concoctions that are a delight to the taste buds. Whether you prefer classic cocktails or something more adventurous, AC has you covered.

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So ridiculous… I ordered a pizza and 1.5 hours later still not ready. Told they were short staffed… and that if i ever ran a business I would understand. Doesn’t make sense. There was no one there when I ordered and then wings that i ordered one hour later showed up 10 minutes later. Unfortunately they had lots of other customers looking frustrated as well. Won’t be back. Bummer.

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Response from business not an accurate one. This was a management issue. Was told pizza would be ready in 30 minutes at first, then checked back and told 15 more, then told another 20, and finally gave up after 1.5 hours. Not fair to say I was checked on. It was just the opposite as I was checking on it, and I was extremely patient. It’s disappointing that a business cannot admit the issue is management. I do wish you all the best nevertheless and hopefully the business can learn from its mistakes. It must be a challenge running two businesses next door to each other, and not ok to tell someone that if they did, they would understand your predicament. That’s just bad situational awareness and again, a reflection of not understanding how to manage the operation. All the best in your...