Swig — Restaurant in Vineyard

This Swig man. Like, I looooooove the Swig. Fricken love it. If I could divorce my wife and marry a Swig instead, I would. Or at the very least, maybe have an open relationship with Swig if my wife gave me permission. And if she said no, I would just get a burner phone and keep Swig as my side piece. But how would that even work? I know the marriage laws in Utah are pretty chill when it comes to teenagers marrying each other or cousin stuff, but could I legally marry an LLC? If my neighbor can be in a relationship with the ChatGPT app on his phone, I don't see how I couldn't marry a corporate office building. Anyways, I digress.

I want to give this Swig a 5 star review, honestly. But they totally pulled the oldest scam in the book on me today!! They got me with the ole' Doo-Doo Swap-a-Roo. So get this, I roll up there the other day to order some pumpkin cookies. One of the teenage girls takes my order, I tap it, and roll on up to the window to collect. But when I get there, the next teenage girl hands me cup of cookies that suspiciously doesn't smell like pumpkin cookies. I have trust issue thanks to my ex-girlfriend (if you're reading this Stacy, I miss you and hope you're happy), so obviously I crack that bad boy open before driving away just to make sure I'm not getting played, what do I find? WHAM, BAM, SCAMMED YA MA'AM! They are just plain as* chocolate chip cookie!! wth man!? So I yell at the young teenage girl, "YO! This aint what I ordered. Where my pumpkin cookies at bruh?" and she's all like "we're sold out so we were just going to give you chocolate chip cookies and hope you didn't notice until you left. Are you going to make us refund your card back or what? Because you and I both know is going to take 5-10 business days till you see your money back so you might as well just choke on these cookies instead."

Anyways, the chocolate chip cookies are pretty good too. So I guess I'm not too upset. I'm going to more later! Still though, if we're going to make this work, Swig and I are going to need couples therapy. #savethecups...

I wish I could give swig a full 5- star rating. Truly, I do. The sugar free daisy duke is the thing I love most in this world. I get probably 4 a week (I would get at least 7 if I had a budget for it and if swig was open on Sundays) Nobody loves anything in this world as much as I love my daisy duke, and not many people in this life get to experience the joy and satisfaction that I do when I get to enjoy my drink. On those blessed days I get one, my mood is greatly affected. On the days they get my order wrong, my mood is also greatly affected. I was in New Orleans last week for work, and all I could think about in that desolate, swig deprived city, was my sugar free daisy duke. I have been to swig 3 times since I returned 3 days ago and my order has been wrong each time, thus affecting how I feel for the rest of my day. I accepted the first mistake as that- a mistake. They gave me the wrong drink, and the wrong size, but I gave them the benefit of the doubt, assuming it wouldn't happen again. The next two mistakes... let's just say things started feeling personal. I ordered my usual just this morning- a sugar free daisy duke with Diet mountain dew to top it off. What did I get? A plain old reviver. Not blended, no cream, no pineapple syrup- nothing but the reviver. I couldn't stand to correct the sweet sweet high schooler that messed it up after she told me I looked pretty. (bless your soul, young lady) I decided to play it cool, and door dash my usual drink once I got to work. What do I get? A REGULAR daisy duke. SUGAR AND ALL. That might not sound like a bad thing to you, but as a recovering sugar addict, I have to keep my distance in fear of relapse. Swig- I love you. I love you with all of my heart. I have been a loyal customer since day one, despite the accusations of being a basic Utah white girl. And this is what I get? You've changed, swig. You've changed. I am planning on getting my sugar free daisy duke tomorrow, but if there is another mistake.... I will have no choice but to shift my allegiance to Fiiz or...

I normally don’t leave bad reviews but I have been going to the vineyard location of swig for about a year now since it’s the closest to my home and it is hands down the worst location I’ve been to in Utah county. They consistently offer terrible service with impatient workers, drinks that come out missing different creams, syrups, or purees, sticky cups that haven’t been wiped off, and drink modifications being incorrectly input so your drink is not what you asked for. The most recent issue I’ve had there is they keep forgetting to put the cream in my drink. I would think that it is not that hard to read the label that is printed out with the drink with the modifications, but apparently at this store it IS too hard. I have to take the lid off my drink and check it every single time the last two months because they always forget it. And when I give it back to be fixed they barely put any in and seem inconvenienced. It’s frustrating because I’m paying for my drink and I’m at the point where I’m going to buy coconut coffee creamer and add it to my drink myself at home. At least then I know it’s done right. Just the other day I went with three friends and all four of our drinks were made wrong, one missing syrup, two missing puree, and of course, you guessed it, coconut cream was missing in my drink. I’ve been going to swig for 10 years now and I have had more issues this last year than I have had in the previous 9 years combined. I know all the swig locations are busy and that there’s a high demand here in Utah, I get it. But I just want to trust that my drink will be made right...