Stoner's Pizza Joint — Restaurant in Warner Robins

There I was, hungry. Seeing the Stoners Pizza sign was like finding an oasis of water in the desert of life. My body ached in desire like a lover longing for their mate as I pulled into the parking lot and saw the open sign. My mouth began to get moist in anticipation of the meal to come. After a quick and delightful encounter with the staff, I took my seat to wait for my order. The staff handed me a box with fresh heavenly slices of Za, and suggested that I “enjoy”. What service! I took a bite. As the melted Parmesan touched my lips, a feeling of bliss unknown to me came over my body. I quivered in ecstasy with every bite. I practically made a mess of myself, but I’m not ashamed. Now, I get ravenous whenever I think about that perfect slice. 10/10 will return!

So…I did it. I returned to the pizza brothel where I meticulously sifted through the menu items until finding the match to my ultimate fantasy. Don’t get me wrong, all the flavors arouse me. I saw the way it was looking at me. It wanted it. I let it have it. That thing took a ride on my mouth until my face was covered....

This place is absolutely awful. Our pizza was delivered late, by the rudest delivery driver. One pizza was cold and dry, with all the cheese and toppings slid to one side. The other was also cold and rolled out so that one side was thick and the other was paper thin and it was drowning in grease. The bread sticks were burnt and had no sauce. The food wasn't even edible. I'd never ordered pizza that I couldn't eat at all until I ordered from Stoners. I contacted them, with pictures and even the Ring video of their rude employee that wouldn't speak or look at us, and I got nothing. Literally no response at all. That was the first and the last time I'll ever order the garbage pizza from Stoners. I can't advise someone enough to avoid this place. It was a complete waste of $50.

Edit: In response to the business, I've added two screenshots of my initial email and the follow up email after the reply, in which neither were...

"5 stars for Stoner's Pizza! I'm absolutely loving their pizza, cleanliness, and customer service! The staff is always friendly, welcoming, and attentive. They take pride in their work, and it shows in every aspect of the restaurant.

The pizza is consistently great, with delicious toppings and a crispy crust. The menu offers a wide variety of options, and the staff is always happy to make recommendations.

The cleanliness of the restaurant is impressive, with everything spotless and well-maintained. It's clear that they prioritize providing a clean and safe environment for customers.

The customer service is top-notch, with friendly and attentive staff who always go the extra mile. They're always happy to answer questions and ensure that every customer has a great experience.

Thank you, Stoner's Pizza, for providing such great pizza, cleanliness, and customer service! I'll definitely be...