Shouldāve Just Eaten the Napkin⦠Food from here was less of a meal and more of a survival challenge. If disappointment had a tasting menu, this was it.
Letās start with the palak paneer ā a tragic swamp of underseasoned spinach sludge and paneer cubes so rubbery, I think one of them bounced off my spoon and filed for workers' comp. It tasted like someone whispered the word āsaltā near it and called it a day.
The rumali roti? was half-cooked, sticky, and tore like wet paper. Moving on to the veg korma ā if blandness were an Olympic sport, this would win gold. The vegetables were floating in a sad, colorless gravy that tasted like boiled regret. It looked less appetizing .. I wouldnāt feed this to my worst enemy.
And the soya chaap? Ever tried chewing on a sandal? No? Try this dish. Rock-solid, flavorless, and aggressively chewy like tofu went to the gym, got jacked, and forgot it was supposed to be edible.
Finally, the gobi Manchurian ā the crown jewel of disappointment. Not spicy, not tangy, not crunchy ā just... there. A collection of cauliflower bits trying hard to remember what flavor feels like. Iāve had more emotion eating plain rice.
In conclusion, this meal made me question all my life choices. I stayed hungry and left with trust issues. Do yourself a favor ā eat literally...
Ā Ā Ā Read moreThis place is awesome. Go in the grocery store. I ordered chicken 65, which I did not see on the menu. It was very tender, smooth and spicy. I loved it. I also ordered the Himalayan Noodles. This was vegetarian and had some spicyness. I put the chicken with the noodles and lived a dream. The Tikka Chicken sizzled on plates that walked by me. It smelled so good. Will I come back tomorrow for a 3rd day in a row to try it, š. This place is gonna need more space. They might have to remove the first aisle of the grocery store. It is so good. 2 people came by and asked me about my food and experience. Can't wait to spend...
Ā Ā Ā Read moreCalled about placing a delivery order and asked about recommendations regarding gluten and dairy free options due to a family members allergy. Refused to give any recommendations despite saying that they could accommodate. Told me to just ask when I come by later and abruptly endedthe call. I work in the food industry and I would never talk to a customer the way they did. I know dietary restrictions are annoying to deal with but why even answer the phone if you can't answer a basic question about the menu or offer any advice. Incredibly...
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