Two Schmucks Speakeasy — Restaurant in Hà Nội

We visited Two Schmucks on a Sunday evening around 18:30 PM, and the place was empty. We only wanted a quick beer, not craft cocktails, but the bartender seemed visibly irritated from the start. The bill included two lines of tax, reminiscent of a U.S. dispensary, which was confusing. More concerning, the prices on the menu didn’t match the receipt, with a discrepancy of 50,000. When we pointed this out, the bartender, who had been condescending throughout, briefly apologized—his only moment of courtesy. Overall, the patronizing and rude attitude, combined with the billing issue, felt borderline scammy. We won’t...

Incredible experience! Professional and personalized service from every staff member! They have wide range of beverages, from craft beers to classic cocktails and even bespoke cocktails. Their spirits choice is also good for different price range and taste. With a cozy vibe, this is a great place if you want to wind down, have a chat with your company or even the staff (they’re really friendly). In the weekend, you can come to enjoy some live music like jazz and acoustics , their artists are talented and do know how to live up the vibe. I’ve been here alots and even became a regular so highly highly...

My experience here was nothing but amazing!!!! EVERYONE and I mean every single one of the staff have been really friendly, the kitchen is new and their food is a MUST TRY. I had the Tandoori Prawn and it’s delicious I finished it all by myself. 😂 the bartenders are SO NICE and they talked to me the whole night since I was alone. They speak good English. I love it here and this is probably my favorite bar in Hanoi. I’ll definitely recommend them to friends and to anyone. To add, the atmosphere, furnishings, decor was beautiful. GO TO TWO...