A Disappointing Detour into Modern Art
I had planned to visit a nearby museum but ended up at this modern art gallery due to the long queue at the museum. Unfortunately, the visit was a regretful experience.
First and foremost, this gallery is dedicated to modern art—a genre I admittedly don't appreciate or understand. Whether it's painting, photography, or modern dance, modern art simply doesn't resonate with me. Thus, my opinion is admittedly biased as a regular person with no special interest in this form of art.
Upon entering the gallery, I was immediately struck by the lack of air conditioning, making the visit physically uncomfortable. One room, in particular, was filled with dry flowers and wet wood, emitting a strong odor of manure that was nearly unbearable.
As someone who suffers from "Virtual Motion Sickness," I found the room with flickering lights and moving black-and-white objects on the screen to be particularly problematic. There were no warning signs indicating the potential for flicker vertigo or other adverse reactions, which could pose a risk to visitors with similar conditions.
The content of the exhibits was also troubling. One piece featured a man repeatedly sleeping and contemplating suicide—an image that was disturbingly depressive and repetitive.
Additionally, the exhibition included substantial nudity, making it inappropriate for the numerous families with young children who were present. It's essential for the gallery to provide clear advisories about the adult nature of some exhibits.
The gallery staff were unfriendly, adding to the overall negative experience. The gallery itself is divided into six sections, one of which consisted of a pile of sand with three people performing modern dance by crawling on the floor—a display that left me more puzzled than impressed.
The souvenir shop offered no respite from the discomfort of the gallery. Items available were photographs of buttocks and books on nudity, which did not appeal to my taste.
In conclusion, this gallery visit was far from enjoyable. As someone who prefers classical Greek statues and traditional paintings, I found the experience boring and distasteful. If modern art is not your cup of tea, I would recommend steering clear of...
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Unfortunately, the visit was a regretful experience.The content of the exhibits was also troubling. One piece featured a man repeatedly sleeping and contemplating suicide—an image that was disturbingly depressive and repetitive.
Additionally, the exhibition included substantial nudity, making it inappropriate for the numerous families with young children who were present. It's essential for the gallery to provide clear advisories about the adult nature of some exhibits.
The gallery staff were indifferent, adding to the overall negative experience. The gallery itself is divided into six sections, one of them the one in which you hear music that is a mixture of the sounds of people screaming in pain or torture — that’s how it felt — and the barking of dogs.” I can’t understand the propose of that !!
The souvenir shop offered no respite from the discomfort of the gallery. Items available were photographs of buttocks and books on nudity, which did not appeal to my taste.
In conclusion, this gallery visit was far from enjoyable, I found the experience boring and distasteful. don’t recommend this place for people with a classic taste who prefer to stay away from complicated , unclear thing, headache, the anxiety, and the excessive flickering lights. For me the visit was a waste of time and money — €16 per person is just...
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