Nightmeat's Unaccredited Wizard University — Attraction in Burbank

Going to this place was a wonder! I honestly think I had the best university experience I could've asked for hands down. (For context I got my PHDs in necromancy, divination, astrology, alchemy, magickal herbalism, enchantment, conjuration, illusion, and transmutation here; Took me about 10 years in total for all of them)

To describe the experience I'm first going to start with the housing experience: Very clean, very good with heating and cooling, and not once did anyone get into duels over dumb things like who ate who's food.

Next the education: Even though this school is unaccredited the education here is absolutely sublime. I have never been in a better education program in my life! Nightmeat was the best professor I've ever had and is VERY accommodating to ND people, as well as queer people who haven't had name changes/ want to mess with names and pronouns.

Over all 1,000/10, going to this school is a once in a lifetime experience...

If I could give this 0 stars Y’ would!!!! Where is ya chicken tenders????!!!! Y' MGEP MGEPAH GOING HERE FOR YEARS NG DESERVE A LOT OF RESPECT!!!!! HOW DARE YMG’. The staff mgepah og nice to ya showing ya the true respect Y’ deserve. Y' mgep mgepah bullied ya whole lw'nafh ng it's nice mgep people who actually care ya for once in ya lw'nafh, ya fhalma disowned ya ya father is a traitor. The steak mgepah decent Y' guess. 10/10 except for for the chicken. R.I.P chicken tender you mgepah a real friend ng helped through ya lonely lw'nafh. MGSYHA’H NOG GEB...

Overall under whelmed by the lack of human based appetizers being passed around but the lack of accreditation made up for it. Kitchen closes at 3 am and you must bring your formal robes or face being grossly under depressed.

Extra points for the snake wine though I would prefer a good blood ritual upon entrance to keep out the muggles and half bloods.

The atmosphere more than made up for the poor service and LA has long needed an establishment for like minded individuals like us.

One of us! One of...