ok so first you can valet for 40 but i paid 50 to park across the street. supposed bridge to the hotel from parking garage but you just get dumped in a mall but its not even a mall, its like the offices of a mall and thats even worse than a mall. there was a lot of fake grass with holes in it in part of the bridge and plywood underneath and if you stand on it you will fall through the bridge. and its a lot easier to just walk across the street than get dumped in the mall offices. escalator in mall broken. elevator kind of hidden. had to stop around with a bunch of stuff i was carrying and a blood nose. when family told me i had a blood nose i was irritated. who wouldn't be? was carrying so much stuff i couldn't do anything about it. was trying to sing guns n roses in the elevator and was interrupted by family saying i have blood nose. what am i supposed to do about it? i have a lot of stuff. the view over biscayne bay is fantastic. you can see and hear all the ships. people. skateboarding ladies. silverware. there was a stingray and a bull shark in that water. there was a kid with a back to the future shirt down there. best part of the balcony was the water disposal pipe that empties into a restaurant below. if you're done drinking, pour the rest of that baby down the pipe and listen for screams. be careful if you walk up the white staircase next to the waterfall staircase by the restaurant thing because you will end up in a restaurant. you try to leave and end up in that mall again and you try to call wife but you don't have service and she's stomping around really mad. they have a starbucks there. they have a store with glittery things. this mall stays open unusually late. so if you need to buy some twizzlers at 11 pm, it is not a problem at all. rooms are nice. i like tile floors in hot places. i like the windows all around. corner room are best, most windows. can see the most ships that way. i saw a cruise ship. there are a lot of party boats in them water. pretty sure you could sneak through the gates onto the pier and get on a party boat. just wear all white to blend in so you don't stick out like blue shirt guy or red shirt guy. liked the rain shower head but could have been higher up. bathroom ceiling a little low. double sinks great idea, don't mind if i do! we spread our stuff everywhere, you should have seen it. counters covered in stuff. our stuff. cleaned quickly though, surprised about that. make sure if you send keys to someone they activate it within 8 hours or they might get stuck in the elevator. i would not suggest eating an entire bag of sriracha popcorn and a bunch of cheezits. seems like a good idea while you're doing it but you're gonna pay. tried to sleep on balcony, was not as comfortable as i suspected. ships nice to watch as i peeked over the railing. this hotel should add comforters so if you want to sleep on the balcony you can and if you want to pee you can probably go right into that drainage pipe. there was a hair in the bidet and it was a long black hair. i was wondering why butt hair was so long. was not going to use bidet but now felt very uncomfortable. see attached picture. lot of hair in bed and shower. might be a bald housekeeper running around that place looking for that hair. you left it in this room. overall, pretty good. good place, good room, good windows.