Assembly Union Park — Attraction in Saint Paul

extremely creepy park with unnatural teletubby hills and absolutely chock-full of plastic materials. the neighborhood has houses that are an insane 1 million dollars. but, they use just soft wood, sheets of plywood, and lack a basement - in a region that requires them for tornadoes and cold weather. the brick is fake sheets of brick, not real brick. lol. so cheap and ugly. no plant biodiversity in this area except for in specific, contained patches. this area is so dystopian and creepy that it could be used to film a dystopian movie about post-modernism or late stage capitalism. completely soulless area. the tennis courts are nice - those are standard to add throughout the city. but they're normally surrounded by trees and natural parks. an example of a good park is the huge one at hyland lake park reserve. Another good example is the (mostly) metal calisthenics gym nearby that adults and...

Great Park for children however whoever designed the sprinkler systems was a novice at best because they spray the children and equipment where there is no grass. Quite annoying to say the least on a day when it isn't 100 degrees. Bring an empty coffee cup to put over it or find a way to tell the corporate ownerships maintenance people that a repair is needed. Again, the park is wonderful and equipment perfect for...

I told my husband this may be the best park we've ever been to. Great for my 1, 3 and 5 year old. We could run up and down the hills all day long. The slides are fun. The rope swing deal made all 3 of my kids simultaneously giggle. Lots of climbing opportunities....