La La Land — Local services in Melbourne

warning massive outpouring of love for this place!!

First...I love the amazing revap the place has been given! It looks so great!!

Although a smaller shop, it has everything you could desire to get going, reach new heights and keep it going alllllll night!!

The first time I ever found this gem, I was a little shy about going in ( I’m usually super uncomfortable with this kinda stuff and previously never left stores I’ve visited with what I REALLY wanted to buy, as I’ve always been wat to embrarrassed! 😔),

So I had decided to wait till late to go in... I honestly was so pleasantly surprised with just how at ease & comfortable the staff made me feel! I never in a million years thought I’d feel so relaxed in a sex shop! I left with a stash of amazing,that I never thought I’d get to try, because Ive always felt to embarrassed to actually buy or even ask about previously when I went elsewhere !!

Thanks so much for all you help, insight and patience. Actually taking the time to help and answer any of the 100’s of questions Ive had the multiple times I’ve now come in! Your staff are amazing and always put me so at ease instantly , I’m never scared or embarrassed to ask how things work or what they are for or buy new exciting things to take home and try!

I also love how late they are open! Makes it super convenient when you and your boo are in the mood for something a little new 😉

It’s literally my fave store and I’ll never go anywhere else now!

People you should definitely Get around this shop you will 100% leave satisfied.. pun intended 😍😜 If I could give more than 5 stars...

This store has really done a 360 from when it used to be the old and really outdated Club X store on Sydney Rd. The shop has gotten a a major facelift from the interior design and layout, product range (actually things you'd want to buy!) They even stock xxx magazines from the 2000's which I LOVE!! but most importantly the customer service here is exceptional especially from Johnny!! Not only did they make me feel comfortable (some can find it a little intimidating to go into an adult store) they were extremely informative about their product knowledge but they really showed a different level of service that you just don't get in most places. Ive been a returning customer since and I'm looking forward to...

Absolutely disgusting experience. I went into this store expecting professionalism and quality products, but instead, I was shocked to find they were trying to pass off clearly used toys as new. Packaging was damaged, items looked worn, and when I questioned it, the staff got defensive instead of addressing the concern. This is not only unhygienic but downright unsafe and dishonest. It felt like they were trying to rip me off, hoping I wouldn’t notice. A sex shop should be a place where people feel safe, respected, and trust that the products they’re buying are clean and brand new. This place failed on every level. I wouldn’t recommend...