Willie Wortel's Sinsemilla Cannabis Shop — Local services in Haarlem

!BEWARE!

This crackhouse looking shop sells empty Mokum Daze carts!!!!!!

First visit:

Just thought I bought a product like any other, go into bathroom and open one of the two I bought and it was empty!!! You could get a couple weak hits but that's it!

Took the issue up with the employees and they kept saying it was the flavor difference but I've tried all 3 flavors from Mokum Daze directly bought from them. The little tank will have yellow tint if it's full but will be clear when empty. The employee even opened another one and it was empty too but they just kept insisting that it's just the flavor difference when I know better from exeperience dealing directly with Mokum Daze. However, to their credit, WillyWortel replaced my empty one with a full one finally.

Second visit:

Went, bought two more carts opened at the counter in front of employee and both were full. Everything was great

Third visit: (I never would've written this bad review if it wasn't for this visit)

Bought three, opened right in front of employee. They all "looked" full so I went downstairs to the entrance and held them to the sun and two were empty! Marched right back upstairs to show them (not even a minute) but they were giving me shit about how I was out of sight and implied I switched them out with old empty ones! After much back and forth he said he couldn't do anything, no refund no replacement so I lost 80€. He said the manager wasn't there, I could come back tomorrow (I live an hour away).

I left and went back a minute later to ask for their phone number. Sounded like they were talking and joking about how I was lying as I walked up the steps. When I asked for their number they said their dumpster dive doesn't have one.

80€ and 2 hours gone. Avoid this trash heap

Sept. 2, 2025 edit: still not even a word or reply by the manager to try to refund my money or resolve the situation via the reiveiws. Still can't find a number for this dumpster dive shop and I am not spending a 2-hour ride (round trip) and money to just get there and have them either play dumb or give me the ol' "manager not here" routine. Oh well, win some, lose some. Really would like a refund or replacement though. I hope their...

So we have been staying in Haarlem for four weeks plus. We travel and work as we go. I have to say for the past few weeks we have had a great experience with Willie wortels, while here we have purchased lovelly smoke from the sinsemilia, indica and sativa stores in Haarlem but our local has been sinsemilia. And up untill today its been our favourite and usually a great atmosphere. Firstly we really liked the smoke, good selection, with a good rate. Cheap coffee and usually enough space to sit and chill. Great! Like I say this has been our local for a few weeks and we love the place and usually the staff are friendly, there is a nice tall guy with spikey hair, a blonde women, and a funny guy with a shaved head. These have all been great and curtious and over the last few weeks we have spent nearly a grand between us just in sensimilia shop, we like our smoke. But today we got stopped by a blonde haired guy who said we had to buy smoke before we had a coffee and spliff. We informed him politley that we bought fifty from the sativa store last night and just wanted a coffee, to which he said that 'wasnt his problem'. Even though he knows we have spent a lot of money in there and never cause a problem. Like I say we have been in for just a coffee when other staff members are working, no problem, as they know we have smoke if we dont want to buy any. He is either on a power trip or doesnt like English people. He has tried to stop us before but we thought he just didnt recognise us. Even though he has sold us smoke as much as the others. And has seen us on numerous times inside smoking amd drinking coffee. Totally agree with other comment, your not gangster selling weed where it is decriminalized, plus its just poor customer service. You can be a gangster at home if you like. Rather than argueing we left it but really we feel we should have said more. It has really saddend us to have to say this as apart from this bad experience its been our favourite place. I suppose we will now use the other stores instead. Would have been five star but this has...

Afgelopen donderdag (21-3) wiethoning gekocht. Ik vroeg aan de vrouw achter de balie expliciet om de minder sterke versie en niet de sterke. Daarbij ook gezegd dat ik niks gewend ben. Ik vroeg wat de dosering is. Voor in de thee één theelepeltje zei ze. Zo gezegd zo gedaan. Met als gevolg een vreselijke bad trip.

Volgende dag teruggegaan en aan de man die toen achter de balie stond een foto van het potje honing laten zien. Ik vroeg of het om de sterke of minder sterke variant gaat. Er werd bevestigd wat ik al dacht, namelijk dat het om de sterke gaat. Dat de vrouw een fout had gemaakt werd bevestigd door het feit dat ik 15 euro heb betaald (de prijs voor de minder sterke variant). Hij zei dat hij zich niet voor kan stellen dat zij heeft gezegd dat de dosering een theelepeltje is (nee dat zuig ik uit mijn duim?).

Er werd mij ook medegedeeld dat je niet dood kunt gaan aan een bad trip (en als je er niet dood aan gaat is het blijkbaar niet erg). Ook dat is erg nuttig om te weten (NOT). Want dat is het punt namelijk helemaal niet. Door de onzorgvuldigheid van de vrouw heb ik een horror nacht gehad die voorkomen had kunnen worden. En ik kan zelfs nu, dagen later, nog nagenieten van de gevolgen. Dus nee, je kunt er niet aan doodgaan, er vanuitgaande dat dat het ergste is dat een bad trip kan veroorzaken? Ik heb er wel een traumatische ervaring op nagehouden.

Al met al werd ik totaal niet serieus genomen en kreeg ik ook nog tips over welke dosering de volgende keer moet gebruiken en dat ik melk in de thee moet doen. Volgens mij hebben ze daar zelf te veel gerookt en te veel thee gedronken!!!

Disclaimer: er werd me ook nog wel nageroepen dat hij excuses maakt. Nou, die had ik op zijn minst graag van de vrouw gehad die mij het spul...