Embassy of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea — Local services in London

Excellent experience. Very accommodating to my Tourette Syndrome. Didn’t even flinch when I apparently spoke 36 words of hostility towards Dear Leader. Freedom of speech is always welcome in DPRK, along with ample food, quality housing and gender equality. Their anti-nuclear stance is legendary. The music was refreshing, playing a local cover of Sir Elton’s classic “Rocket Man” which I found inspiring. With NK and the USA being such staunch allies I find it encouraging to see such a well kept embassy in the UK as well. Perhaps NK will be the next ally with a fleet of shiny F-35s soon. I mean who needs Chengdu if you can have Lockheed. Highly recommended! P.s. if you have time, I recommend the Dennis Rodman special....

Friendly staff, who are always helpful to people who wish to follow the ways of the dear leader, Kim Jong Un. Lovely little house well inkeeping with the aesthetic of the neighbourhood. The place includes a wide range of art representing the struggle of the people against their colonial oppressors. They helped me with reviewing my passport and entry visa for my upcoming holiday, which was free and only in exchange for a few small documents, which are pretty easy to come by given my...

Lovely place. An excellent bar and exquisite canapés at the Birthday reception for Prince D'evil I attended last month.

Although one of my friends went missing during the party. Not seen him since, last time we did see him he had just beaten the Ambassador at a game of Operation.. Then I'm told they went to look at his collection of pedigree Rottweiler and that's the last we saw of him.

I'm sure he'll turn up. He usually does.

Can't wait for the next function!

Update - still no...