āļø FoldFlix Anderson Lane Barbershop NPC Review āļø
Location: Anderson Lane Barbershop š Date: 11/7/25 Rating: ā āāāā
Let me set the scene: Walked ināempty. Just me, the barber, and my hopes for a clean cut. Ten minutes later, out of nowhere, the NPC script gets activated. Suddenly, the barbershop fills up like itās Black Friday at the Dollar Store, but the talent never showed up.
Told the guy, āJust a taper fade, please.ā He heard, āSurprise me with a $5 cut for $40.ā My hairline folded, my fade vanished, and by the end, I looked like I got lined up by a Roomba on low battery.
To top it off, the dude hits me with the most basic NPC small talk and acts like heās doing open heart surgery with the clippers. By the time I left, my confidence was down, my wallet was empty, and my hairline still buffering.
Anderson Lane Barbershop: If youāre looking for an overpriced NPC experience and a discount haircut at premium rates, this is your spot. Otherwise, protect your peaceāand your hairline.
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