Outstanding 😊 Beatle juice, Beatle juice, Beatle juice! It's show time 😁🤙❤️. " The tank operator " A long time ago in World war two was a guy who served in the 🪖 army who was very brave and energetic and loved to fish and loved his country so much he decided to enlist. On his way to the recruiting office his friends saw him and they replied you must be crazy to want to enlist. Oh said the guy about to enlist I'm going to be a tank operator. What said his friends your crazy zero percent chance you will come home 😧. I have to help said the guy they're trying to take over the 🌎. Once arrived at the office the guy replied I'm here to drive that tank. The recruiting officer said ok your crazy 🤣. What will you name that pile of junk. The guy replied 🦂 it will move and protect me everywhere I go. How do you know said the recruiter. Heavenly Father said so in a dream and said I must go and serve and showed me that tank. Ok then here's a bucket of white paint go and put your mark on the tank you chose.You ship 🚢⚓ out in two hours. What two hours replied the Guy. Yes you better hurry with your good byes and eat. What should I eat 😲 oh guess better hurry the megaplex has cheese pizza 🍕 oh so good and fast. Hurry said the recruiter the war is about to start. Once done eating he was shipped to Europe were he met up with his unit and saw his tank amongst the other tanks on shore. The other tank operators laughed at him and said you choose that pile of junk. Three days of sitting and waiting finally the cornel yelled out mission awaits everyone get in your tanks we're going into the heart of battle to save the troops. The cornel laughed the tank named 🦂 take the last spot in line. Why said the guy my nickname is 🐻. They all laughed more like teddy 🧸. So the guy did as told took the rear. Once the tanks arrived in the heart of battle the German tanks just started taking the tanks out one by one till only three remained. The other two tank operators yelled out we are scared 😨 in fear. The guy yelled out who now needs a teddy 🧸. Ok said the other operators you can lead we will call you 🐻. The bear lead the three remaining tanks straight ahead and started firing and took out several tanks before being surrounded. The bear yelled out on his 🎤 to the other two tanks leave and I will cover you guys one must sacrifice like Christ. Your crazy said the other operators but they did as told and went back to the unit compound and told the cornel he's dead. The bear 🐻 never gave up and kept firing until finally his tank exploded and surrounded by Germans. He began to pray father in heaven I can't feel my body I have been burnt 50 percent what should I do? Immediately an angel came down and sat beside him. Told the bear here is your grandson he held him for a brief second. He has a gift it will guide you through to safety. The child gave him a bracelet he put it on. The🐻 replied why is it backwards? The angel replied 🕯️shows 2 directions because have to find Christ first amongst the stars ❤️. Now go through the escape hatch underneath the tank and rub grease from the wheels all over you and crawl all night through the mud you will be camouflaged and angels 😇 all around will protect you to safety. The🐻 did as the😇said. The bracelet led the way and showed the iron rod each time he moved through the mud. Once almost back to his unit he met up with the gated fence was locked and sharp wire on top. Oh said the 🐻 in tears 😭 I can't climb. He 🙏❤️ again angels from above let down their "Hair" then several other angels began to braid beautiful hair ❤️ all together and made a rope for the 🐻. The 🐻 cried out I love you ❤️ heavenly Father and the angels above. The bear made it over the gated fence and layed there until his army 🪖 unit found him almost dead. The watchman yelled out in the morning found something cornel it's all covered in mud and grease. What is it? Oh 😱 my everyone in shock it's the 🐻❤️. Immediately the cornel and everyone dropped and nelt in prayer 🙏. The 🐻 was awarded a medal 🏅 Angels above...
Read moreWhat is this 1995? When I bought my ticket Fandango said this was a luxury theater, and let’s be real… reclining seats are pretty much standard now, not a luxury. This place is super outdated. Besides the fact that Fandango said this was a luxury theater I didn't think there were any theaters that have not been updated.
I really wanted to see the movie Oppenheimer, so I decided to just deal with the seats. So I sat through 20-30 minutes of commercials ( Yes, they mix mostly commercials in with the trailers now). Once the movie started I instantly noticed that they had subtitles on the screen. I tried to deal with it, but after 5 minutes I decided that it bothered me to much, so I went to get a refund. The lady at the desk told me it was the law that they had to have subtitles available for people who ho are deaf. It seems like most theaters give such people devices now days… once again super outdated.
Fandango charged me 13.63 for the ticket. The lady at the desk didn’t explain the means under which I would receive a refund prior to giving me one… she gave me a gift card for a little over $11.00. I don’t know if that will do me any good. Besides not being the correct amount. I don’t know if I will ever go to a Megaplex theater… Definitely not this one, and probably not Megaplex at Gateway, where a fight broke out a couple of weeks ago during an Indiana Jones Screening… Ruined a good chunk of the movie for me. I didn’t get a refund for that one but at least they had “luxury”seating
On top of that I couldn’t get a refund on the $17.00 I spent on concessions. I had finished them during the of boring commercials anyway, I guess. I don’t really appreciate paying for a movie and being subject to 20 minutes of commercials, by the way.
Megaplex really needs to step up their game if they want to stay in business, with the kind of market we have now. These guys are supposed to be local…After the experience that I just had, that's kind of an embarrassment. They sold the Jazz and their car dealerships, perhaps they should consider selling Megaplex to a company who cares about customer experience, such as Cinemark. This is the first time in all my years of seeing movies that I have ever walked out… and it wasn’t because of the movie, which I’m sure is amazing…. Cinemark here I come.
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Read moreI would not recommend any Megaplex theatre. After being loyal members of the megapass for over a year, my husband and I cancelled. Still planning on going to the movies but less so than we had. We still had 4 passes to use from our previous membership. After attempting to get tickets for a recent film, our passes would not populate. We reached out to customer service who told us we cannot use our previously purchased passes since our membership had been canceled. I’m sorry….what? You mean the passes that we already paid for with our monthly membership? “We encourage customers to use their remaining passes before they cancel” was the statement. Untrue. There was nothing in the cancellation that noted our unused tickets would be voided once canceled. Clark, the person responding to our concern, offered to revise our four mega passes into two guest service passes for a luxury booth. Fine, thank you for that. I responded that we would appreciate that our concerns be passed on regarding the ticket situation. This is simply bad customer service, bad communication and frankly a ridiculous policy. After our tickets were converted to the guest service passes, Clark emailed us back to let us know. Yet he had nothing to say about my request to pass along our concerns. Not even a “I will pass this on” or a “We apologize for the inconvenience” I will never be returning to...
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