Fair City Mall — Local services in Fairfax

Pros: Located at the farthest end of City of Fairfax, at the corner of Picket & 236 also called Main Street, several shopping places and restaurants to go to, variety of foods to try including a great Thai restaurant and if you are really starving an all you can eat Old County Buffet. My best place to visit is the Lifetime Fitness gym open 24/7. Cons: There is an overactive City Police Camera ingeniously located @ the crossing of Picket Road and Main street issuing $50 tickets every 2-10 minutes. Camera expects everyone to stop no less then 10 seconds at stop light before turning right, unless you want to receive an automated "Rolling stop violation" ticket in the mail. Camera expects you to stop before the line not an inch over the white stop line. A $1 McDonald fries for your kid will cost cost you $51 if you do not follow Camera parameters. Watch photos and videos...

Fair City Mall is an outdoor shopping center. It does have a "mall" like area where the theater is but all the other stores are on the outside. The Shoppers Food Warehouse that was there, is now a Safeway. There's a gym and a CapitalOne Bank. The main stores that I go to are Marshall's, Five Below, DSW, Home Goods, Burlington, and Ulta. There is a Hallmark store and they just added a place with an indoor pool that teaches kids how to swim. There's also a Tmobile if you need to pick up your Tuesday rewards. If you like to stroll around shops, then this is a good place. It's a decent place to walk if you need to get your steps in. There's a Wendy's on one end of the parking lot and a McDonald's on the other. In between there's a Chinese food restaurant and they also have a Boba place. It's worth a visit if you are in a bargain...

I was shopping for dildos with my best friend when we got attacked by an evil scientist with a second brain attached to his head mugging us for cheese. He was a attractive looking scientist and I was about to ask him if he works at the dildo store when suddenly an eleven year old superhero named “wordgirl” came and told us the definition of getting mugged while beating the crap out of the evil attractive scientist! At the end he kissed his sandwich headed boyfriend, when it should have been ME!!! before going to jail, and before I knew it wordgirl disappeared into thin air and there was this ordinary girl named ‘Becky’ who looked and sounded very similar to wordgirl. I do recommend coming to this mall again if you wanna new vocabulary by...