Nova Farms Dispensary Framingham — Local services in Framingham

What's your Bud of Choice?. Well, what have you got?

I don't go broke. But I do it alot!

Great prices. Professionally, Expertly grown, State of Massachussetts Certified and Inspected ingredients and products for your 21st century enjoyment.

The War on Cannibas is a Disaster of Epic Proportions.

500 years from now Historians WILL Judge us.

*Most likely we'll be dismissed, & forgiven, as being "Ignorant to knowledge disproving their more Superstitious Fears/Irrational trains of thought." *But be forewarned: It'll just as likely be- "Animals. Unable to adjust to an ever-increasing base of knowledge/Influx of ideas, based in Science vs Religion. *Proof of their Almost Inhuman capacity to Understand Progress? *The fact that they Still Locked people in Cages for Cannibas use. In 2022.

Yes, they will have difficulty explaining this peculiar anomoly!

Back to Nova... Great budtenders! Knowledgeable, Professional & Friendly.

Ps. The budtenders have collectively discovered the 1 Profession which will NEVER be switched over to AI! Humanity will produce Robots inevitably that can/will experience Love.. Hate.. Anger.. even Self-Awareness to the point of demanding rights equivalent to Sentient Beings..

But... My criteria on passing The Turing Test (i.e. "Can a human interact with a robot - Walk away, and be 100% confident they just interacted with a human?")

A "Yes" answer denotes "True AI".

I say "Nay"!

When a robot can describe to me the feeling of a Top-grade Sativa vs a Top-grade Indica?

Then we'll have acheived True AI.

I'm betting it won't happen.

Hence, No Robot Uprising & No Robot Overlords.

Therefore, Nova Farms helped save the World from the Robots!

It's called deductive reasoning.

Or

Is that inferred determination?

I forget. Irrelevant!

Don't lose sight of the No Robot Overlords factor.

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5 stars for the employees who work here. Always very polite/helpful, but upper management clearly sucks. I've noticed several things that have bothered me.

The parking lot was an embarrassment full of massive potholes for months. I'm almost positive it's why I had to replace a nearly new tire. They have fixed it now, but it's absurd to have massive craters in the parking lot of a place that brings in this much money for months and months. Corporate clearly doesn't properly support their staff.

Their VIP system is ridiculous. You will be spammed every single day with stupid meaningless texts. If you shut these extremely annoying texts off you aren't eligible for the promotions. It's pretty sleezy.

The general way the store is set up us awful. Why can't you put your menu on one of the half dozen screens behind the counter instead of yule logs and Bob Ross on repeat? It's stupid. You make people get out of line to go to your dumb tablets to look at the menu. It's a terrible system. Customers should be able to look at a menu while they wait in line.

Corporate clearly needs a little more...

I come to Nova for the prices and the good customer service. I’ve been disappointed in the last few months but today takes the cake. I walk in and the only person who was moderately polite was the security personnel at the door. When i was let through, three workers gave me very odd, almost dirty looks as I walked in. Which confused me because i don’t know anyone there so why would they do that..? Then i get to the counter and pay for my preorder which was an 120 dollar ounce. The man who went and got my ounce told me “this bag kinda feels bad”. I had already paid for the ounce so i was thrown off and i said “what do you mean” and he told me it “felt like a bag of rice krispys”. Why would someone say that to me after I just paid $120? I ended up just taking the ounce because I wasn’t going to sit there and do a return and then have to wait for it to hit my card says later. I also didn’t get the couple dollars from my card deposit which was odd because I always do. Just very off...