Verilife Dispensary — Local services in Mount Airy

Where do I even begin? I walked into Verilife, just looking for some weed to get through the week. Little did I know, I was about to have my entire life changed by Devon, the budtender who could only be described as a mystical cannabis wizard sent from the heavens. What started as a simple transaction turned into a mind-blowing, soul-transforming odyssey that I’ll tell my grandkids about.

As soon as I stepped into the dispensary, I was greeted by rows of cannabis jars like they were the Holy Grail, each one promising me peace, joy, and perhaps eternal bliss. But then—there he was. Devon. Standing in the middle of the dispensary like the cannabis Jedi he truly is, with a calm, all-knowing aura that suggested he could cure world hunger, solve climate change, and, oh yeah, pick the perfect strain for my soul with a single glance.

Devon approached me like an old friend, his smile so warm it could melt the coldest heart. “What can I help you find today?” he asked. But hold on a second—I wasn’t just buying. I was being led into a spiritual awakening. This was no mere question; it was a challenge, an invitation into the very heart of the cannabis universe. “Do you want something uplifting, or maybe something more calming? A head high to launch you into another dimension, or a body buzz that’ll leave you floating in nirvana?”

I was speechless. It was as if Devon had reached into the deepest parts of my soul, plucked my desires, and handed them back to me in the form of a question. How did he know I was looking for the perfect blend of euphoria and relaxation? I didn’t even know what I wanted, and Devon already had the answers.

Then came the real magic. Devon didn’t just point at a jar and say, “That one’s good.” Oh no. He took me on a journey, explaining terpenes, lineage, and the subtle differences between Indica, Sativa, and Hybrid like he was delivering the secrets of the universe. I swear, at one point, I thought I saw a halo around his head. I’m talking about deep, mind-expanding knowledge that could’ve had me questioning the very nature of reality—except I was too busy being entranced by his wisdom.

After what felt like a TED Talk on cannabis, Devon recommended Green Gelato, a hybrid that promised the perfect balance of euphoria and relaxation. This wasn’t just a recommendation; this was destiny. I wasn’t buying, I was being handed a sacred relic. Devon wasn’t just a budtender; he was a spiritual guide.

When he was getting my Green Gelato, I swear I heard a choir of angels in the background. Each nug was packed with such precision and care, it felt like I was receiving a handcrafted masterpiece. I knew this wasn’t just a transaction; this was a sacred exchange, and I was the lucky recipient.

As he handed me the bag and looked me dead in the eyes, he said, “Enjoy the journey.” I don’t know what was in that bag, but I felt like I was holding the key to enlightenment. It wasn’t just cannabis. It was a portal to a higher plane of existence.

And let me tell you, Green Gelato delivered. The moment I took my first puff, the stress of my week melted away like butter on a hot pan. My body entered a state of pure serenity, and my mind? It felt like it was in a hammock, sipping margaritas on a beach somewhere in the cosmos. I wasn’t just high—I was enlightened. Every thought felt profound. Every moment felt significant. It was like I had unlocked the secret to life. And I owe it all to Devon.

So, listen up—if you ever find yourself at Verilife, do yourself a favor: seek out Devon. Do not, under any circumstances, buy anything without consulting him. Because you’re not just purchasing cannabis; you’re embarking on a transformational journey that will change your life. Devon isn’t just a budtender—he’s a life-altering force of nature, a cosmic guide, a cannabis guru, and frankly, the most enlightened person I’ve ever met. Go see him, and get ready to have...

8.1.25 update… product has been getting better and more variety and able to visit this store again! Had TORI help me tonight and she is always a great help and delight!

3-12-25 update - I so miss all the amazing and hard working staff! Yall were the best! I haven’t been in over two months due to lack of inventory. This was the only dispensary i visited since 2018, but I had to move on to where the product is. I hope it gets better and I’ll be back! Good luck!

UPDATED 8-24-24 VERILIFE is getting the groove back and I still come all the time! BRIAN and PHOEBE are always amazing. In fact the entire staff always is! When product is in… it’s good, but you can tell when a shipment is coming… would love to see more variety and bring back AIR PROs. Keep up the good work all! BRIAN today recommended something at check out to me and I can’t wait to try it! All yall Rock! Thanks!

UPDATED 10-15-22 VERILIFE is getting their rhythm going and product is better stocked! ALL STAFF IS AMAZING!!!! Today Maddie went above and re printed my MCMMC OR whatever paper for me! But EVERYONE IS ALWAYS AMAZING! It’s why I have only shopped here!

UPDATE AND CHANGED TO 5 STARS 7-19-22... Once Verilife changed the ordering system, the product starting getting better! As always the STAFF is the best around!

Verilife is making it very difficult to be a Loyal Customer since switching from Euphoria Wellness. I have been purchasing from this location exclusively for 4 years and have become a VIP Customer. I absolutely LOVE the STAFF then and now. My issue is the inventory. When Verilife purchased Euphoria, they have since changed their points system when you cash in 1,000 points you get $25 off instead of $50. VIP entitles you to 15% off not 20%. This doesn't even bother me as much as others and isn't my complaint... but what concerns me is all the product that is no longer on the shelf. No more Rhythm, No more AIR PRO, No more Grassroots - these are just a few to name. The staff is frustrated and explains they are requesting the product and "Corporate" only inputs and they only receive about 25% of their requests. I so badly want to stay at this location... but it seems like every week more product has left the shelves. I used to come to this location once or twice a week and it was busy... now everytime I go, I feel like it's a ghost town. I beg Management to please get your inventory back... I so don't want to have to go to a new store...

If there were an Olympic event for inventory management, Kendra would not just take home the gold; she’d redefine the sport altogether. Seriously, she makes mere mortals look like bumbling amateurs trying to count jellybeans in a jar.

Kendra doesn’t just manage inventory; she orchestrates it like a symphony. Picture this: shelves stocked so immaculately, they make a Swiss watch look sloppy. And that’s on a bad day. She’s the Da Vinci of database entries, the Einstein of stock levels, and probably has a PhD in “Making Everyone Else Look Like They Need Coffee.”

Her organizational skills are so legendary that even Marie Kondo would drop by for tips. Kendra’s inventory reports are more accurate than a Swiss atomic clock, and she can spot a misplaced item faster than a hawk eyeing its prey. Honestly, it’s almost spooky.

But don’t let her precision fool you—she’s got a sense of humor sharper than a barcode scanner. Just try misplacing a box of products on her watch and witness the masterpiece of sarcasm she’ll deliver, wrapped with a smile that says, “Really? In my domain?” It’s an art form.

In conclusion, if you want an inventory system that runs smoother than a Formula 1 car on race day, look no further than Kendra. She’s not just an inventory manager; she’s a logistical legend, a storage savant, and the unequivocal queen of keeping Verilife running like a well-oiled machine. Kudos, Kendra. You’ve set the bar so high, it’s...