Sprague's Farm Market — Local services in Oregon

As an red blooded American, I have to make difficult decisions everyday. Last week I broke my glasses while playing Pokémon go by... long story short I can't be within 500 feet of a school... anyways, after online research I was told that glasses are a farce and that 1/2 lb of blueberries a day will repair your eyes permanently.

Seeing as insurance is a swear word in these parts I decided to go to my local farmers market to snag a bundle of bluebs. I have horrible vision without my glasses so I'm walking through the place trying to figure out which blurry shape is the blueberry hut.

A nice lady asked me if I wanted some cider, but I swore she said spider... so I sprinted away, eventually running into a blueberry stand... I apologized 100 times and helped her pick things up, but as I'm walking away I hear someone yelling stop that thief!

I'm trying to figure out which blurry to stop when I realized she was pointing at me!

The security ripped open my shirt showing 3 things, my appendix removal scar, my Taylor swift tattoo, and a twig of blueberries in my button. My embarrassment was overwhelming, itook a photo in case this goes to court which I have attached... I cannot imagine a true thief stealing via belly button.....

On a side note, super good cider, glasses are better than blueberries, and those blue berries tasted terrible...

I received a beautiful plant on Mother's Day from my son. By friday it was mostly dead. I contacted Sprague's farm market and spoke to the female owner. She told me there was nothing she could do about it. NO Refunds, NO replacement! It was probably our fault that it died. We probably kept it in a trunk all week, and didn't water it. As you can tell from the picture, we took very good care of the plant. Most places in our area that sell plants and flowers usually give you a guarantee of at least a week. This is very disappointing and discouraging for a small business in Oregon, Ohio. Just be careful what you buy there. NO refunds, NO...

Update to our post from 12/7/18 when we bought our Christmas tree here. It turns out the tree we bought, a 'Black Hill' was cut way too early!! We've had fresh trees that lasted past Christmas that didn't lose needles the way this one did the very first day! It's absolutely frustrating when you barely touch the tree to try to decorate and you get a cup (no exaggeration) of needles that fall off. We won't buy our trees at...