Caltech Pond — Local services in Pasadena

All the people here who have walked past this amazing body of water without a second thought have precisely the wrong mindset. I, in my exalted wisdom and unbridled ambition, visited this pond to become fully accustomed to its unbridled majesty, to make its beauty bearable and in fact normal to me, so that any other place that could be too much for any ordinary man is simply inconsequential. And it has worked, to profound success.

I can hardly remember the days before I became a man of the pond. How distant those days seem now. I have visited the pond at least daily. I laugh at the philistines who still operate in a world devoid of the pond. Ha, what fools, blissful in their ignorance, anesthetized by their lack of meaning, devoid of passion.

Have you yet understood? This is no ordinary pond. In this pond is the unbridled potential to transform your world, by transforming your expectations. Those who have not yet observed the pond with their eyes and ears will not understand, for they still live in a world of normal bodies of water, like Plato’s cave dwellers. Those who have opened their mind to the majesty of caltech pond will shift their expectations of beauty and awe accordingly.

To give this pond a rating of anything less than five stars would be to condemn life itself. Who am I, as a mere mortal, to judge the most beautiful of all bodies of water? No. I say gratefully to whichever grand being may have created this universe: good job on the caltech pond. It sure is incredible.

I sit here, by the shores of the pond, transcendent above death itself. For insofar as this pond will last forever, I am in the presence of...

Amidst the halls where minds like stars ignite, A pond reflects the wisdom of the wise. Its ripples dance in golden morning light, A secret well where hidden genius lies.

Oh, drink ye deep, ye seekers of the truth, For in its depths, enlightenment may gleam. A sip bestows the vigor of bright youth, A draught may fuel a mathematician’s dream.

The physicist who thirsts shall find his place, The chemist’s mind shall spark with newfound fire. Each quantum wave may shift in time and space, Each theorem leap to heights yet ever higher.

So quench thy soul within this sacred stream, For knowledge flows where waters weave...

This is my most favorite pond to go to because it has so many turtles and when you go there, you might some funny stuff like a group of turtles just going on top of each other but sometimes the turtles might escape the pond and end up somewhere you don’t expect like the bushes,...