Oyster Bay Town Clerk — Local services in Town of Oyster Bay

I wish I could give this place ZERO STARS. The front end got taken off my car by the sanitation truck at 5am while I was sleeping. I went the day of this happening and filled out all paperwork. That was in July! I had to deal with Ralph Healey(a rude condecending patronizing man)in the town attorneys office. I had to track him down to get a status update on my the payment for my car. Hes aggressively going back and forth with me through e-mail saying things that were never said. When i finally said wth I cant i get an update after he ignored two emails I sent a few weeks ago. I Finally get a check and they never paid me for the gas on the suv rentacar (which they said they would! BTW) i had no choice bc it was july and august and all econo small sized cars which i paid for were out. I paid wayy more in gas for a month that I would have with my HONDA. So the town has alot of NERVE. They inconvience my life bc of their careless driver and i have to pay the price?! If this happens to you get a lawyer! What a joke. The whole experience was terrible. Im sure men dont get treated this way. Disgusting. oh also I asked this man to never contact me again and he proceeds to email me again. I said I wanted to deal with someone else other than him and higher than him. No...

You call to get help on permitting requirements and the lady doesnt know. She puts me on hold and comes back with the same answer but know whomever she asked also doesnt know. Nobody knows. Then people start walking into the building she puts me on hold to help them and not the person who called before them. This entire organization is understaffed and under trained. You better bet your last dollar they will ticket and fine you to death but helping you is the last thought on their minds. Shame on you and pitiful human beings if...

The staff there were very cooperative and service oriented. For our wedding, the Town Clerk himself, Richard LaMarca, performed the ceremony. He did so in a warm, friendly and professional manner. The experience was lovely. If only it hadn't been raining we could have had the ceremony conducted outside at the...