Niceto Club — Restaurant in Autonomous City of Buenos Aires

I've traveled all around the world, and this was the WORST night out in Buenos Aires and anywhere else in my life. The bar cashiers would take your money then the bartenders would throw away your receipt and pretend you never paid (I was with all native Argentines who said this was common here); the music was bad, but that's not the turn off. While leaving the club, me and my group of friends saw a bouncer PUNCH A WOMAN IN THE FACE. I can't make this up. It was awful, and we saw him drag her back into the club. We called the police, and they said they would do an investigation. It's unlikely the police will do anything, so for God's sake, just don't go here. I never do reviews for anything, but this bothered me enough to try to warn anybody who tries to go here. I love Buenos Aires, but please don't waste your time, money, and safety on...

You’re “allowed” to enter from 12 AM according to your ticket, but when you get there, they tell you it only starts at 1 AM. At 1 AM, still not allowed in. The only reason I stayed was because I had already ordered a beer — otherwise, I would’ve left.

By 1:30 AM, still waiting outside. It honestly felt like they just didn’t want to open because there were only a few guys waiting. When you finally get in, the place is completely empty.

For reference: you pay ARS 5,000 for a half-liter beer inside, while it’s ARS 4,400 if you prepay online.

Overall, it’s a nice club once it gets going, but don’t come early — you’ll just be standing outside waiting. I went here based on Chattie’s recommendation, and it turned out fun eventually, but only...

Niceto club / club 69

Thursday night. Arrived 02.30 to a reasonably busy club.

A rather fun club with good electronic music, a bustling crowd, pole dancers and an impressive stage performance from the dancers as a group. Caters to all (straight, LGBTQIA).

Rather poor card security here, bring cash for entrance as the only way to type your PIN is via two holes in the plate glass, not at all secure!

Cheap beer on tap. No smoking signs everywhere but most people were lighting up, so take a shower after and locate a good dry cleaner!

Also, huge thanks to the bouncer who allowed me to use his phone as a wifi hotspot so i could order a cab! Taxis in Buenos Aires are cash-only so prefer to use a card on my final day so as not to accumulate...