Siena Cafe & Bar — Restaurant in Brisbane City

Oh wow.

I finished a grave shift in a mind fog and thought I'd go to carindale. After stimulating the economic, I want a nice place to sit an eat breakfast like the single loser I am.

After realising I was in a Westfield and there isn't a lovely nice place for breakfast 😕 I weighed my up options and picked Here.

From the front it's a mix if 80s golden girls/Greek Cafe with its falling over olive trees.

The price was OK 👍 $29 bucks for a big breakfast and mug of coffee.

The wait was fine it was busy with pensioners on pay day (you go Sherlie)

The food wow 🤨 it was like riding a roll coaster some part good others worst then tripping on my extra long foreskin. The portion big but it was overly salt soggy and oily but yet dry and tasteless 🧐 I question science to how this was possible.

The guy who took the order was fine and looked like Westfield's version of sali dor dali.

The food runner was younger and like the youth she had bigger dreams then serving me breakfast on a Friday. She almost threw a knife an fork at me from about the length I can long jump. Without a napkin. It was actually kinda cool like she was a expert knife thrower. 🔪 (sadly she missed my throat and my family who also hates me the youngest child will have to see me again at Xmas) .

Here's my final thoughts. You do you, the Sherlies and Lenards will love...

An established coffee shop and eatery in Westfield Carindale you would hope takes the opportunity to learn from either misguided menu priced items or a system that needs an update.

When I asked the cashier how much a double espresso would set me back I realised O had just found the priced menu item of $4.

I was quoted $5.30. when questioned if there was a difference in price for take away and eat in option or that the single vs double would make a difference, I was told "This is what my system says."

To which I replied that the menu items would need updating if that was the case because I'd like to have been informed of an almost 28% difference in cost.

Thank you for your unflattering demeanor when defending your POS system and missing the opportunity to fix one of two mistaken information points.

A cashier who rolls her eyes and then proceeds to be silent with lacking apology and empathetic responses needs to know that not every customer asking for common courtesy is not doing so to be challenged.

Hearsay tells me the coffee here is quite enjoyable. Depending on the manner of my next visit I'll sample something but until the issue has been resolved, Thanks for...

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the breakfast wrap...