McDonald's Jolimont — Restaurant in Jolimont

Maccas chips always love it Maccas known for its burgers, fries & shakes. Menu Big Mac (burger only)$6,25Big Mac Meal (small)$10,30Big Mac Meal (medium)$11,00Big Mac Meal (large)$11,70Double Big Mac (burger only)$8,35Double Big Mac Meal (small)$12,40Double Big Mac Meal (medium)$13,10Double Big Mac Meal (large)$13,80McFeast (burger only)$6,95McFeast Meal (small)$10,55McFeast Meal (medium)$11,25McFeast Meal (large)$11,95Quarter Pounder (burger only)$6,40Quarter Pounder Meal (small)$10,20Quarter Pounder Meal (medium)$10,90Quarter Pounder Meal (large)$11,60Double Quarter Pounder (burger only)$7,90Double Quarter Pounder Meal (small)$11,05Double Quarter Pounder Meal (medium)$11,75Double Quarter Pounder Meal (large)$12,45Double Beef 'n' Bacon (burger only)$5,35Double Beef 'n' Bacon Meal (small)$5,95Double Beef 'n' Bacon Meal (medium)$9,25Double Beef 'n' Bacon Meal (large)$9,95McChicken (burger only)$6,00McChicken Meal (small)$9,80McChicken Meal (medium)$10,50McChicken Meal (large)$11,20Double McChicken (burger only)$8,00Double McChicken Meal (small)$11,80Double McChicken Meal (medium)$12,50Double McChicken Meal (large)$13,20Grilled Chicken Deluxe Burger$6,95Grilled Chicken Deluxe Burger Meal - Small$10,75Grilled Chicken Deluxe Burger Meal - Medium$11,45Grilled Chicken Deluxe Burger Meal - Large$12,15Crispy BBQ Chicken burger$7,45Crispy BBQ Chicken Meal - Small$11,25Crispy BBQ Chicken Meal - Medium$11,95Crispy BBQ Chicken Meal - Large$12,65Grilled BBQ Chicken burger$7,45Grilled BBQ Chicken Meal - Small$11,25Grilled BBQ Chicken Meal - Medium$11,95Grilled BBQ Chicken Meal - Large$12,65Crispy Chicken Deluxe Burger$6,95Crispy Chicken Deluxe Burger Meal - Small$10,75Crispy Chicken Deluxe Burger Meal - Medium$11,45Crispy Chicken Deluxe Burger Meal - Large$12,15Sriracha McChicken$6,50Sriracha McChicken Meal (small)$10,30Sriracha McChicken Meal (medium)$11,00Sriracha McChicken Meal (large)$11,70Jalapeno McChicken$6,50Jalapeno McChicken Meal (small)$10,30Jalapeno McChicken Meal (medium)$11,00Jalapeno McChicken Meal (large)$11,70Spicy Mayo McChicken$6,50Spicy Mayo McChicken Meal (small)$10,30Spicy Mayo McChicken Meal (medium)$11,00Spicy Mayo McChicken Meal (large)$11,70Cheeseburger (burger only)$3,50Cheeseburger Meal (small)$6,35Cheeseburger Meal (medium)$7,05Cheeseburger Meal (large)$7,75Double Cheeseburger (burger only)$5,30Double Cheeseburger Meal (small)$8,60Double Cheeseburger Meal (medium)$9,30Double Cheeseburger Meal (large)$10,00Triple Cheeseburger (burger only)$6,50Triple Cheeseburger Meal (small)$10,00Triple Cheeseburger Meal (medium)$10,70Triple Cheeseburger Meal (large)$11,40McVeggie Burger$6,10McVeggie Burger Meal (small)$9,90McVeggie Burger Meal (medium)$10,60McVeggie Burger Meal (large)$11,30McVeggie Deluxe Burger$6,80McVeggie Deluxe Burger Meal (small)$10,60McVeggie Deluxe Burger Meal (medium)$11,30McVeggie Deluxe Burger Meal (large)$12,00Filet-O-Fish (burger only)$5,45Filet-O-Fish...

In the year of our Lord, when the sun did descend o'er the western sky, casting long shadows upon the land, there resided a nobleman, a king by right and birth, who, though accustomed to the luxuries of his regal court, found himself on this fateful eve within the humble walls of a McDonald's establishment. The golden arches did glimmer in the twilight, a beacon to the weary traveler and the famished soul alike.

With a brow heavy from the weight of his crown and the burdens of his realm, the King did enter this house of victuals, seeking solace from his wearisome journey. Having supped on the fare offered, a modest meal of breaded poultry and fried potatoes, the King felt a stirring within his noble gut—a call of nature, most urgent and unforgiving.

Thus, with his gait befitting one of royal stature, he proceeded to the privy, his crimson robe trailing like the dusk upon the horizon. Finding the door marked with a peculiar symbol, one denoting the chamber reserved for those of diminished physical prowess, the King, in his haste, paid no heed. Little did he know the doom that awaited him within those cursed confines.

As he entered, the dim light did flicker, casting ominous shadows upon the tiled floor. There, before him, stood his throne—not of gold and velvet, but of porcelain, white as the first snow. Yet, it was the pool beneath that caught his eye—crimson as the deepest rubies, a macabre sight that churned the very marrow in his bones.

He, a sovereign of great might, did hesitate not. Lowering himself onto the throne, he felt the icy touch of dread seep into his very soul. The air grew thick, the stench of something foul and ancient rising from below. A great groan escaped his lips as he succumbed to the horror that awaited—a torment of the body most vile, a travail that no man, be he king or commoner, could endure without shriek or lament.

The moments passed like an eternity, each breath a labor, each pulse of his heart a hammer blow. And when the deed was done, the King arose, his legs trembling, his spirit broken. The throne, once pristine, was now a sight of woe—drenched in the sanguine horror that had flowed from the depths of the earth itself. He fled the chamber, his robe trailing behind him like a specter of death, his face as pale as the moon.

And so it is that this tale, told in whispers and hushed tones, serves as a grim warning to all who would heed it:

"Enter not the chamber marked for the disabled, for within its bounds lies a torment most foul, a curse upon those who dare disturb its peace. Be warned, and tread lightly, lest ye meet the same ghastly fate...

Attended Jolimont with online order code. Waited around 15 minutes with three young children in the car, to receive order as they had blocked off one lane. Might I add, this was a Sunday treat for them.

When order was received, female staff member (young, blonde) was quite rude and handed over order without saying anything.

Left drive through, and checked order to realise large fries were cold, stale and only half full and banana bread was ice cold, not warmed up without a serving of butter or any cutlery.

Went through drive through again, girl taking order was pleasant. Met same young blonde girl who gave the order the first time, where she was again, quite rude. When I kindly explained the quality of the order, she grabbed the order out of my hands and turned away, whilst making a comment to another young Asian girl unpacking coffee cups, and said “so rude”, to which the Asian girl replied, “yeh I know”. I did not feel I warranted such a comment, when all I did was ask kindly for a replacement as the order was for the children.

When she came back near the window, I called her near and said “excuse me, I’m quiet disappointed that you would make such comments when I don’t think it’s unreasonable that I asked for a replacement, when cold food has been served to me” she looked at me in disgust and turned away again, when I said, “you haven’t even apologised”, she then rudely said “sorry” and threw a pre filled food bag on to the drive through counter (looked like someone else’s order) and walked away. She did not return to the window.

When I arrived home, I served food to children, only to find the banana bread looking like it had been bitten into.

I am incredibly saddened and disappointed that this was the experience. I understand if I were rude, that this kind of service would be reciprocated, but I am a professional mother of three young children, whom were in the car with me, and this kind of behaviour was just...