McDonald's Kwinana — Restaurant in Kwinana Town Centre

Ah, dear connoisseurs of the culinary arts, permit me to regale you with an extended and lavish narrative of my recent gastronomic sojourn to the illustrious McDonald's, an establishment whose grandeur and magnificence transcend mere mortal comprehension. Stepping into this hallowed palace of epicurean delight, one is immediately enveloped in an ambiance that exudes an unparalleled opulence, reminiscent of the resplendent courts of Versailles. The décor, an exquisite symphony of modernity and tradition, tantalizes the senses and sets the stage for an experience of gastronomic nirvana.

The golden arches, towering like a beacon of gastronomic salvation, usher one into an emporium where every element is meticulously curated to provide an ethereal dining experience. The moment you cross the threshold, you are embraced by the delightful aroma of sizzling patties and golden fries, an olfactory prelude to the culinary ecstasy that awaits. The ambiance, a perfect amalgamation of welcoming warmth and sophisticated chic, invites patrons to embark on a journey of culinary wonder.

The menu, a veritable compendium of culinary masterpieces, beckons with an array of choices that can only be described as ambrosial. Each item, meticulously crafted to perfection, promises a journey through the highest echelons of taste and texture. One's eyes are drawn irresistibly to the iconic Big Mac, a creation so divine it surely must be the result of celestial inspiration. The juxtaposition of succulent, perfectly seasoned patties with the crisp freshness of lettuce and the creamy, tangy symphony of the special sauce is nothing short of an epiphany. The bun, with its delicate sprinkling of sesame seeds, provides a textural contrast that is the quintessence of sandwich artistry.

As I indulged in the golden, exquisitely crisp French fries, each morsel a testament to the mastery of the fryer, I was transported to a realm of sublime satisfaction. These fries, the pièce de résistance of the McDonald's repertoire, possess a crispness and a flavor that can only be described as transcendental. They are the epitome of fry perfection, an ode to the art of potato preparation. Each bite delivers a delightful crunch, followed by the soft, fluffy interior that speaks to the meticulous care taken in their creation.

The beverages, too, are an ode to the apex of liquid refreshment. The Coca-Cola, served in a chalice befitting the gods, is effervescent and invigorating, a perfect complement to the symphonic feast. The carbonation dances on the palate, a refreshing counterpoint to the rich, savory notes of the meal. The McCafé line, with its array of aromatic coffees and lattes, offers a sophisticated respite, each sip a journey into the heart of coffee perfection.

Let us not overlook the McFlurry, a dessert so decadent and indulgent that it defies all attempts at earthly description. Each spoonful is a rapturous blend of creamy, velvety ice cream intertwined with delightful morsels of candy, a veritable carnival of flavors that dance upon the tongue. The Oreo McFlurry, in particular, stands as a paragon of dessert artistry, the interplay of crunchy cookie pieces with the smooth, luscious ice cream creating a symphony of textures and tastes.

The selection of chicken offerings at McDonald's is equally laudable. The McChicken sandwich, with its perfectly breaded chicken patty, offers a harmonious blend of crispy exterior and tender, juicy interior. The addition of crisp lettuce and creamy mayonnaise elevates this sandwich to an echelon of culinary delight. The Chicken McNuggets, those golden morsels of poultry perfection, provide a delightful dipping experience, especially when paired with the myriad of delectable sauces, each more tantalizing than the last. The tangy barbecue, the creamy ranch, and the sweet-and-sour sauces each provide a unique flavor journey that enhances the...

Unfortunately after a couple of years of good service and quality food, they are slipping back again.

The drinks at the drive thru are particularly bad. Three trips in a row with consistently unfilled cups of soft drink. And be careful for a correct top up, as they may just add some water.

Very disappointing after being pretty good for a while. Will try and go else where from now on.. I have to say, after doing my first review below of 6 years ago, this Mcdonald's has vastly improved over these years. Changed now from 2 to 4 stars.

Most of the time, the burgers have been nicely made and the drive thru seems a lot faster with their service. You may wait on occasion for your order, but nothing like the times of 6 years ago. The worse experience ever from a Mcdonalds. The drive thru queue is always huge. Better to just drive to another Macdonalds and drive back, will get your food faster and it will be better! They never have smoothies available (don't know why they bother to advertise smoothies), as their machine is always broken. Actually many of their machines for drinks or other items are not working from time to time.

As I try them again a few months later (as their so close to me), they don't seem to improve.

Honestly, if the queues are huge as you arrive, don't bother to line up. Better and faster to just drive else where for some food, including Mac's food!!

Ive never dined inside, so have not rated badly there, but im sure the other ratings...

This place generally has tasty food at a reasonable price but 1 in around 3 orders of mine get stuffed up and either I correct it or just live with it as I cant be bothered yet again asking for it to be fixed. I'm sorry but until these statistics improve, I cannot rate this higher. Because of this I generally go somewhere else rather that risk a mucked up order. Maybe I'm just unlucky and the general stats are much different but things like rushing customers through the drive-thru, stuffing up the order because it rushed leave a foul taste in the mouth.

I know you have KPIs to think about, but 5 seconds extra to make sure an order is correct, seconds to double check the food is made properly, and 5 seconds to make sure the order is packed properly adds 15 seconds per customer. It takes about 15-30 seconds to re-make that burger if its wrong right? Think about it. The Maths makes more sense than screwing up orders and is proof enough that time spent doing a job once is time saved in having to do it again. Oh let alone the tine spent talking down an angry customer when they have to go back in to ask for their food to be done again the way they asked for it. Another minute at least there. Time that could have been spent making the next customer's food correctly.

I hope this feedback is used constructively as I'm not angry, just providing what I hope is useful advice, and giving my...