Cypriot Street Grill — Restaurant in Melbourne

If you enjoy being treated like human garbage and paying for it, then congratulations—you’ve found your spot. This place isn’t a restaurant; it’s a psychological experiment in how far bad service and worse food can push a person before they snap.

The staff must take customer abuse as a competitive sport. No greeting, no eye contact, no manners—just pure, undiluted hostility. Asking a simple question gets you eye rolls so aggressive you’d think you insulted their grandmother.

And the food? If you can even call it that. The meat was burnt to a crisp like it had been sacrificed to Hades himself. Dry, flavorless, and somehow both rubbery and charred. As for sauce—don’t bother looking for it. You’ll get more moisture chewing on a napkin. It’s almost impressive how they can ruin something as simple as street...

Make sure to order a souvlaki yiro instead of an open platter. The yiro is top notch 👌 definitely worth it.

I ordered a mixed open platter, it was filled with chips and a thin layer of majority burnt end pieces of meat on top of the chips which the meat was Luke warm...the meat was on the crispy burnt end of things and not juicy. Salad was mainly just lettuce and abit of sliced onions, 2 olives and a couple of sliced up tomatoes....tzatziki was more of the bland yoghurt taste side of things. That was my personal experience which it could have been a one-off, and it could be different next time and better. But don't hold back and definitely go down and enjoy the food and awesome...

I recently stopped by this souvlaki spot and was really impressed with the whole experience. I ordered two souvlakis, and both were absolutely delicious — packed with flavor, cooked just right, and super fresh. You can really tell they care about the quality of their ingredients.

The wait time was around 10 minutes, which felt totally reasonable considering how busy they were. The service was smooth and friendly, and everything came out hot and well-prepared. Best of all, the prices were very affordable, especially for the portion sizes and quality you get.

Overall, a great find — tasty food, good value, and a satisfying experience from start to finish. I’ll definitely be...