Dinah Parade Pizzeria. — Restaurant in Melbourne

Had received a serving of the home-made lasagna and a chicken main. The food was inedible. The lasagna must have started out quite bland, so the chef had obviously over compensated with the salt. There was no bechemal, no rich tomato flavour and the edges of the lasagna were burnt until they were thick and like rocks. The chicken schnitzel had to have been processed. There was two small pieces, which were 90% breadcrumbs. They were oily and wafer thin, almost no chicken at all. The chef is obviously cutting costs or incompetent as the salad was packed in with the hot foods which made them limp and disgusting. The positive was the food was delivered on time.However, I'd rather have waited another ten minutes for something that resembled food. What we were served Gordon Ramsay wouldn't even throw in a bin, as the bin wouldn't eat it. There was no pride in what they did at all. Really disappointing. I wouldn't even take free food from these guys, as Id only...

3 bad experiences so never going back.

Ok pizzas are quite good, though mains are lousy.

Steak, small and tough.

Garlic prawns, you get garlic shrimps that are tiny.

Then the salt and pepper calamari was just a few deep fried formerly frozen calamari rings!

Then mains are served with salad that is served alongside the hot main, not seperately, and this is warm and withered by the time it arrives.

To top it all off, the last time I ordered, the rude driver forgot to bring the pizza we ordered!, though still tried to charge for it saying he would bring it back in 30 minutes!!

How hard is it guys? Lift your game if you want to stay...

We purchased a chicken salad, spaghetti bologniase and chips and nuggets. I couldn’t eat the chicken salad because the chicken was inedible.. so tough/chewy. The lettuce in the salad was brown and there were parts of the avocado skin throughout the salad. The chips tasted like they were about two days old, they were so dry and disgusting. They came with tomato sauce that had white bits all through it. Not sure where they get it from but no tomato sauce I’ve ever eaten comes with white mouldy looking bits in it. All in all the food was a complete disappointment and $45 later we we need to buy something else for dinner from...