Taco Bell Altona North — Restaurant in Melbourne

DISMAY, my cat has kidney disease. believe me when i say after having driven 2 hours with the intention of treating myself with a little bit of cheeky mexican, that i seldom get to enjoy, i had high hopes. but alas, dear oh dear me. after having been threatened by the pile of beans and tortilla that they were trying to pass off as a crunch wrap supreme, i now feel a deep rooted desire to join my cat in her terminal disease. i care for her full time, and this is what get. i ordered a black bean crunch wrap supreme meal, and a cheesey g taco. and let me say, thank GOD i decided to order that taco. the second i picked up that crunch wrap supreme, it felt wet and soggy. after a few bites it was clear it had just been filled to the brim with wet beans. there was absolutely NO crunch. should rename it wet wrap supreme. it then fell apart in my hands, so in actuality calling it a wrap of any sort would he inaccurate. my expectations weren’t high, just for it to be edible. am i crazy? is that unreasonable? i run on a carb deficit everyday. i put that to waste for what? i beg someone to offer clarity. the pepsi max also tasted like water carted in from altona beach. when will my suffering end? JUST when i think things couldn’t get worse, i go to use the lavatory facilities, and what am i greeted with after urinating? the answer is NOTHING! I AM A LADY! there was no toilet paper to be seen, i had to drip dry. to my dismay, i had to resort to the napkins still left in the bag next to the bin. good friday? bad friday! is god even real? i don’t believe in...

Had never been here before, came through the drive thru with my sister and her family and myself, when asked if we could chance the meat for the burritos we were told that it just is what it is can’t change anything, when we said that online it gives us the option to change it she treated us as if we were dumb, after going back and forth she finally admitted we can change the meat from beef to chicken, we then asked to do a separate order for myself and she was so rude about it and rushed us, when we pulled up to the window to pay I asked if I could please add on 2 other items as I wasn’t originally given time to order what I wanted for the second order, the man at the window spoke to me very rudely and said ‘we are very busy you should of done that earlier’ I explained that it was our first time here so I didn’t know the menu and the woman on the speaker was rude and rushed me, he then responded with ‘well then I’ll fire them all shall I?! Then mumbled calling us Entitled c*nts’ then proceeded to slam the window in our face, he then shoved me the bag of food, almost threw it and then slammed the window again, we were trying to be as polite as possible but I am blown away with how horribly we were treated, not to mention our food was horrendous and not edible but was to scared to go back in with the food and request a refund after the way we were treated, the food ended up going in the bin and $70+ was wasted, I...

Having never tried Taco Bell before and having heard mixed reviews, we thought we would give it a try.

Between 4 people we had the family bundle with drinks for about $50. The best part was the box which contained corn chips, dry minced meat, cheese, guacamole, tomato. Kind of like a loaded nachos but I think it was called a burrito bowl. This was the only item I would order again (and I assume the tacos would be similar), but I would not come back to order it. There were two smaller wraps and two larger things and a flat thing cut into 4. We didn't eat more than half of any of these because they mostly tasted bad - especially the cheese sauce which tasted like sour out of date mayonnaise with a hint of jalapeno and the grilled iceberg inside the pocket things. We left about half of it uneaten and got a couple of light meals at the pub up the road. Partly because those with lower standards had some of it and those with higher standards just complained and didn't keep eating food they didn't like the taste of.

Service was fine except many tables were dirty.

Good thing about the unlimited refills because they were certainly needed to wash...