The Club — Restaurant in Melbourne

We came here last night in a party of 6 Adults and 4 children, we ordered some starters that came pretty quickly along with 2 kids meals, almost all the other meals came out 1hr after waiting, still waiting on 1 kids meal and 1 adult meal, by this point my kids were so hungry and were throwing tantrums etc over being hungry, then eventually the side mash I had ordered for 1 of my kids came out, 1hr later....still waiting on the 2 other meals, I then approached the counter to ask for take away containers,I had to leave because one of my kids was just over it, super hungry, when I approached the counter the poor girl looked stressed out, she said she was aware that there was delays with the meals, but when she asked the kitchen about the 2 meals we were waiting on, they wernt even being cooked! My poor kid missed out on her meal, as it was so late we ended up getting refunds for the 2 meals we were waiting on and I had to get her a cheeseburger in the Hungry Jack's Drive through next door. Really unimpressed, we understand things happen that can be out of someone's control but I think the lack of communication is what the biggest fail was on this night. If we had been told there were delays on meals etc we could have dealt with it earlier or just known we would have been waiting. I can't comment on if my meal was good or not because I only got 2 bites before having to call it a night for the sake of my kids so I had to reheat it when I got home. Maybe it was just a bad night, but it's put me off from...

My fiance and I had an amazing night at The Club, they were able to accomodate to the 160+ guests that we had. All of our guests loved the set up for the night as the Club are flexible on allowing us to decorate the function room. I really want to acknowledge the real MVPs that worked on our event at The Club which are MIA and LUKE who made sure that each guest were treated with the highest standard of service and was accomodating to us for the rest of the night. They made sure that Janine and I enjoyed ourselves and have all we needed and went above and beyond on serving some of our high named guests. Which is a good win in our books! We also want to thank Emily the event manager from the beginning to the end of organising the function room for our event as she made sure we have all we needed prior to the event were met.

The only thing that we advise future clients is to make sure that your orders of food are to the dot of what you expect them to be. As we noticed and have been told by our family and friends that a few platters were not up to the standard of what we ordered for e.g. we ordered buffalo wings and got plain unseasoned wings I cannot confirm why this is but either than that it was a great night and great...

Went to this bar, thought it'd be a blast, But that crusty chair? It’s stuck in the past. Looks like it’s been through wars and fire, Sitting on it? Nah, I’d rather retire.

Liam’s the bartender, “friendly,” they say, But he’ll ignore you all night if you're in his way. Too busy with regulars, cracking dumb jokes— Hey Liam, how 'bout serving us broke folks?

Nick with the man bun, thinks he's real hot, But trust me, his ego's the biggest thing he's got. Struts like a peacock, talks like a king— Dude, you’re just pouring drinks, it’s not a big thing.

So save your time, don’t waste a dime, On this crusty dump, it’s not worth a climb. Unless you love bad service and flair, And sitting on a death trap of a chair.

Ordered the arancini, thought it'd be a treat, But what I got was far from sweet. Greasy, bland, a sad little sphere— Tasted like it sat there for a year.

The outside was soggy, the inside a joke, One bite in, and I nearly choked. No flavor, no crunch, just oily despair— I wouldn't feed these to a grizzly bear.

If you're craving food, just skip this mess, These arancini balls are pure distress. Trust me, save your appetite and cash, These sad excuses belong...