Wow, Domino’s really outdid themselves this time. If the goal was to confuse our taste buds and disappoint us into never ordering again, mission accomplished!
The doughnut? Genius. Who needs fluff when you can have a dense, sugar-dusted frisbee? My husband took a bite and said, “This is just flatbread with sugar.” I’ve had paper that tasted better. The paper would have been thicker than the doughnut!
The chips were a bold move. Crunchy? Nope. Crispy? Try again. Chewy and leathery like a well-aged shoe? Absolutely.
As for the pizzas Hawaiian, pepperoni, and mac & cheese, each one a unique expression of greasy confusion. No flavour, just oil. It’s like they extracted the soul of pizza and deep-fried the remains.
The garlic bread? A beacon of hope. Like that one coworker who actually does their job. MVP of the night.
We’ve ordered a few times recently and it’s been like watching a slow-motion car crash. Each time a little worse, a little sadder. This meal was the finale. Bravo.
Thanks for the memories, Domino’s. We’ll treasure the...
Read moreMy wife just tried to order over the phone ,well after 9 mins of trying to order 2 yes 2meatlover pizzas &then it started when she tried to order 5pak of chicken the young phone said do you have a code no for that wife read this from coupon he says that no on my screen 4mins gone by then wife say ok 5 pack chicken ,&is that with Plumb sauce young asst say is that Crumbed wife Spells PLUMB sauce s pause asst says again is that Crumb 3time wife say no Plumb wife is put on hold Another asst say what would you like to order wife goes thought whole order again&asks for 2 $8.95trad m/lovers on thin base 5pack chicken finaly after all that time Get charge $27.90 for 2 $8.95 pizzas absaloutley discusted will Never ph or walk into another dominos again &yes i have worked in customer service industry for 20 years it was the worst service in...
Read moreInconsistent. Ordered the beef and onion for $5.00, + had to swap for the GF sourdough then paid for extras such as spring onion. The first time through the pizza was well made but still could have had more toppings to reflect money spent. This was Tuesday 30th April. On the way back south on the 2nd the same was ordered minus cheese and with additional toppings. I would hate to see what the beef and onion without my extras might have looked. There was absolutely nothing to the pizza for $14. Won't be taking...
Read more