Burger King — Restaurant in Ontario

I had a good experience, the staff and people were freindly when I entered the Burger King. I joined a short line and waited short wait short while for my food, but as I went to take my order I felt a unmistakable sinking feeling and I quickly realized I was falling. As I fell into the darkness, the lights of the burger king ceiling disappered into a ever smaller circle of light, until I was submerged in the void. I could not tell how much time had passed as I had no point of reference. My vision being impared by the lack of luminescence, there was nothing I could do or interact with. My mind grew evermore agitated with the immesurable bordom of this place. My mind felt like it was melting swishing around against the shore of my skull, before mending itself into a malformed manifestation of what a mind might look like in a distorted reflection. Suddenly, shining silently before me as if sending me a signal of safety. I dove towards the light bathing myself in the warm pool of its glow, before finding myself standing infront of a door. Looking above me I could see by the sun that it was just past midday, meaning I was late. I knocked on the door, and waited a moment, soon a large dingo dressed in black tie formal attitre opened the door. As he let me in, he lectured me on the importance of punctuality and scolded me for my informal clothing, before ushering me into a dressing room. My host was gracious enough to provide me with some appropriate attire before bringing me to the diningroom. My host introduced me to the other party guest: Coyote, Hyena and Wolf. After we exchanged greetings we sat down to a meal. Dingo's butler brought us many wonderfull dishes. I was disappointed to find however that I was not served a single burger during that meal. The centerpiece of the meal was roast babe, which I took objection to. I questioned the morality of eating a baby, but my dining companions assured me that the child was born to a poor mother. It was a far greater kindness to buy and eat these children, as it removed a financial burded from these poor families, furthermore the cash injection would not only help these poor families, but would redistribute wealth back into the economy. They also pointed out that all the meat used in the feast were the harvested organs of poor children. I, not wanting to discourage these charitable acts, decided to gourge myself on the baby flesh. Around me I could hear the snaping of jaws and tearing of limbs, a cacophony of cartaledge. When we were suitably stuffed, the butler came and took the dishes away. I and my freinds retreated to the billiard room to play pool. We flipped a coin which Hyena lost, so he put on the ball costume, and we all got into the pool. The first round was very short. Hyena was not a very good swimmer, and as such Wolf who was much more accustomed to swimming, was able to get a clean shot through Hyena's chest with his cue. A similar fate befell Coyote. Third round, it was Wolf's turn to be ball. Quickly takeing the opportunity, Dingo and I quickly closed the distance, and thrusted our cues as quickly and deeply as possible. Dingo and I decided to split the point and call it a draw. I changed into my original clothes, said goodbye to my host, and headed down the street. Along the way I met a few other characters, we did some stuff, but for the sake of brevity (char limit) I will not mention them here. Instead I will simply skip ahead to my trial. I sat stareing up at the Burger King ready to make my case. My defence was simple, as the populace of that fishing village was entirely animal, and animals were not entitled to human rights. The prosecution argued for something called "Liveing Tree Doctrine." Ultimatly I was able to name more Burger King menu items so I won the case. However the Burger King decreed that I would never be allowed to set foot in the Burgerlands again. I awoke in my hospital room and was informed that I had fallen in the Burger King and hit my head. Beside my bed was a takeout bag from Burger King. The food tasted delicious and...

This had to be one of the most dirtiest restaurants I’ve ever been in in my entire life. I could not believe the shape of this restaurant, we walked in the door and had to go to the washroom, and the men’s washroom was closed so the only one that was open was the wheelchair accessible washroom. I went into the washroom and it was unusable. The toilet was completely clogged and the floor was filthy. It was disgusting. so they closed that washroom and the only washroom that was open was the women’s washroom which my wife told me was basically unuseable also. There was dirt all along the windowsills on the tables on the floor. It was a very bad experience, and I will never be going back there. Not to mention, when I told an employee about the washroom, she went in the washroom and walked across the floor, which had been unsanitized by the overflowing of the toilet, she came out of the washroom, walked across the floor, and proceeded to handle food and put it in bags and go to her post at the drive-through without washing her hands. If it would’ve been our food she was handling I would’ve definitely taken it back. The food on the other hand did not taste like Burger King. There is something going on with the lettuce. The pickles were slimy, and the burgers were very dry and very burnt. I like a flame grilled burger, but this was way overdone. On a good note the fries were good but...

Food is to be as expected from any Burger King, though maybe sometimes less so. Aside from the burgers, the fries/onion rings are usually cold. Service is also typically slow. I'm always asked to drive ahead and wait for my order on the other side of the store. My biggest critique is that the staff often forgets parts of my order and never offers a receipt. For future customers -- I advise, urge, you to check your order before leaving as, from my personal experience, I've NEVER received an order perfectly intact, and ALWAYS have to go in (even though I went through the drive-thru so as not to have to) to ask for my missing items (whether it be forgotten large order of onion rings, a burger or two, or even dipping sauces.) I've also witnessed other customers having to do the same.

For those dining in: unless you're not expecting much AT ALL, I'd advise against it. The tables and seats are unclean, floors unswept, and the doorway smells of sweat and urine. It certainly makes eating in such an environment difficult... Even when taking out.

I'm not sure why this Burger King specifically struggles to provide quick, efficient, and/or clean service, as the staff themselves seem competent, polite, and concerned with customer...