Ebeneezer's Kebabs & Pizzeria (Hollywood Road)

Incompetence at its Finest: Ebeneezers Kebab Review

I rarely leave reviews, but the sheer level of incompetence at Ebeneezers Kebab is something that needs to be addressed. To call this place a disaster would be a gross understatement.

Let's start with the kebab. They somehow managed to destroy what should have been a simple, enjoyable meal. Instead of keeping the lettuce and tomato fresh, they brilliantly decided to stuff them into the kebab and then press the whole thing in a sandwich press. Yes, you read that right. The result? A soggy, wilted mess that had the freshness of a week-old salad left in a hot car. What’s wrong with these people?

As if that wasn’t bad enough, we ordered a vegetable biryani with a salad. You’d think it would be common sense to keep the hot and cold items separate, but not here. These culinary geniuses thought it was a great idea to dump the steaming biryani right next to the cold salad. The result was a lukewarm pile of mush that was neither biryani nor salad, just a sad, soggy mixture that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. Do they have a complete lack of common sense? It appears they do.

And then there were the chips. $50 for chips, and what did we get? A soggy, steamed mess because they sealed the hot chips in a plastic container without punching any holes in it. Who does that? The chips were soggy beyond repair, and I was left wondering how this place is still in business.

To top it all off, Ebeneezers Kebab claims to specialize in Indian food, kebabs, and pizza. Here’s a thought: maybe they should stick to doing one thing well instead of spreading themselves so thin that they end up doing everything terribly.

This place is a complete and utter failure in every sense. Save your money, your time, and your sanity, and go literally anywhere else. Ebeneezers Kebab is not just bad; it’s bafflingly, unbelievably bad. How this place hasn’t gone out of business yet is one of life’s great mysteries.