KALI COFFEE — Restaurant in Haryana

Kali Coffee, Panchkula – The Reality Check 🤣

Went here with friends thinking I’ll sip good coffee & enjoy some food… but the food journey turned into a comedy show.

☕ Coffee Tales: • Cinnamon Vanilla Coffee – more like Cinnamon Attack. Syrup overload, I legit felt like chewing cinnamon. Only survived after extra milk 🥴 • Classic Cold Coffee – thik thak, bas time pass. • Oreo Shake – Oreo bhi sharma gaya. Full disappointment.

🍽 Food Drama: • Sizzler – Bro, in my life I’ve seen sizzlers with rice, veggies, paneer steak, mashed potato, gravy… but here? Just fried rice + fried paneer. That’s it. No taste, no seasoning, no effort. Bas hot plate pe dhuaan nikaal ke bole “Lo ji sizzler”. Are you seriously serious? 😂🫣 • Mushroom Garlic Pizza – mushrooms were visible, but garlic went missing like my patience 🕵️‍♀️. Taste? Meh.

And the best part? Staff said “these are our bestsellers”. Matlab kaun hai ye log jo aisi cheezon pe paisa uda rahe hain? 🤔

⚡ Verdict: If you want comedy with food, go for it. If you want good food, better options are waiting outside. —————————————————————————————

Dear Team Kali Coffee,

Thank you for your response. However, I need to clarify a few things: Reviews = Personal Experience Every review is based on taste and experience. That’s exactly what feedback means. If a customer didn’t enjoy a dish, it doesn’t become “irresponsible,” it simply reflects their visit. Hospitality Degree ≠ Taste Buds One doesn’t need a professional degree to know whether food is bland or enjoyable. If your bestsellers fail to impress, maybe the recipe — not the reviewer — needs rethinking. Misquoted Statement I never said “if I don’t like the food, I won’t pay.” What I actually said was: “Agar pasand na aaya drink toh change kar dena.” That’s a very normal request at any café, not a threat. Kindly avoid twisting my words. Professionalism My review was honest, with a bit of humor. Your defensive reply, however, came across as dismissive and unprofessional. Attacking a customer for their opinion will only harm your reputation further.

✨ Final Note Good food and service don’t need defending — they speak for themselves. Instead of trying to silence feedback, a better approach would be to improve from...

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Meal bowl for bog portions options  -

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