Bande Nere Pizza — Restaurant in Kuta

Oh god the food here was amazing. I was here on holiday and felt homesick, thinking of my local childhood regular visited pizza places, stores I visited so many times by cheeks had permanently left an imprint in the bar stools. Back to topic, this pizza was perfect s not only did it have all of the good parts of the pizza I've already had but it was new and sensational to my tastebuds. One unfortunate circumstance was that this pizza did leave my body faster than I ate it...

Oh no I strained and struggled, clutching my stomach, but it was too late, the flood gates had open and the weather forecast for brown town was tsunamis. Sensing this impending doom I stood up from my sofa chair to quickly make it to my nearby watercloset. As I stood I felt a moment of paralysis as the swift action of standing up was enough to set of the monumental poo golburg machine. I began spraying my feces across my entire living room, coating the entire room in my steamy feculence. It was as I was pandora opening this sacred pizza box. By doing so I was sentencing humanity to damnation by a flood of unseen magnitude and squelchyness. A slimy apocalypse. As if the lazyboy sofa chair was not brown enough already from its synthetic fibre leather, it was now a few hundred shades pooer. I expontntieonally excessively egested my droppings all over my poor dog daisy. The poor old dog is dementia ridden and mistook the nuclear waste produced from my bowel movements for her consumable nutrients, and afterforth consuming it, she momentarily perished in a smelly descent. I never knew of the miraculous feats the human digestive system was capable of until I went hear. I don't think even joey chestnut would have this kind of fecal aftermath proceeding the competitions where he eats dozens of pizza. I have definitely contributed to this world as what I was leaving behind was much greater than that which I was given.

The pizza was amazing, If I had the oportunity to do it again the same I...

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars) Bande Nere: Kuta's Pizza & Brunch Powerhouse! As a local guide exploring the culinary scene in Kuta, Bali, I recently discovered Bande Nere Pizza & Brunch, and it quickly became a favorite. This place truly delivers on both pizza and brunch, offering a contemporary and stylish dining experience. Let's start with the pizza. It's exceptional! Baked in a traditional wood-fired oven, the crust is perfectly crispy and chewy, with a delightful smoky flavor. The toppings are fresh and high-quality, and the combinations are creative and delicious. It's clear that they take their pizza seriously, and the results speak for themselves. This is some of the best pizza I've had in Bali. But Bande Nere isn't just about pizza. Their brunch menu is equally impressive. They offer a range of delicious Western-style breakfast options, including all the classics. We were particularly intrigued by their "breakfast bun," and it did not disappoint! Imagine a soft bun filled with crispy bacon, perfectly cooked eggs, and golden hash browns – it's a breakfast lover's dream! It's a hearty and satisfying way to start the day. The restaurant itself has a modern and stylish feel, with a relaxed and inviting atmosphere. The service is friendly and attentive, and the staff is happy to offer recommendations. It's a great place to enjoy a leisurely meal with friends or family. Whether you're craving a delicious wood-fired pizza or a hearty Western-style brunch, Bande Nere is a must-visit in Kuta. Highly recommended for its excellent food, stylish ambiance, and friendly service! It's a definite standout in the Kuta...

I had an incredible dining experience at this restaurant in Kuta, and I have to say, Ayu made it truly unforgettable! From the moment we arrived, she greeted us with the warmest smile and genuine hospitality. She was attentive without being intrusive, always ensuring that we had everything we needed.

Ayu's knowledge of the menu was impressive—she made fantastic recommendations based on our preferences, and every dish she suggested was absolutely delicious. What stood out the most was her positive energy and passion for her work. She checked in at the perfect moments, remembered every little detail of our order, and even took the time to engage in friendly conversation, making us feel incredibly welcome.

Her professionalism and kindness set a new standard for customer service. If you visit this restaurant, I highly recommend asking for Ayu—you’ll be in the best hands!

Thank you, Ayu, for making our experience so special. We’ll definitely be...