The Mexican — Restaurant in Warsaw

Tagline: Abandon hope all he who enter here.

Summary:This joke is a poor mockery of Mexico or a restaurant. You leave in desolation at the utter incapability of humanity.

Pros: Food is mediocre eatable. Decor is nice. Taste cocktail.

Cons: 1.waited at a patio table in early May, with restaurant 10 percent full, for 20 minutes. The barman noticed us but nobody else came.

We went to the upstairs which had 5 other tables eating. The waitress saw us arrive but nobody came to take our order.

After 20 minutes of waiting, one of us (female, politely) approached the waitress to let her know we were waiting to order. She responded that she would come by shortly. About 10 minutes later, she stopped by the table next to us and took their order. She walked away and did not return until one of us walked over after 5 minutes to summon her again.

She came (1 hour in from our arrival) and took our order, writing down every item, including the gas water and zwiec białe beer (we specified both in both polish and English)

About 20 minutes later, the onion rings and a dirty glass arrived. Bizarre. None of our drinks yet.

The remainder of the order arrived incrementally from about 10 minutes afterward.. except the zwiec białe never arrived, and instead of gazowana water it was a jug of tap water.

Ready to tuck in , I observed we lacked cutlery. There were a few wraps in a tiny basket with a note saying (paraphrase) rest your fajitas properly with your hands. Perhaps.. but we had no fajitas and generally our meals were salads, cabbage etc. Sorry, I'm not eating a wet salad with sauce on my hands and wrap per person wasn't big enough to complete without betting very soggy. We approached the waitress and she came with them after awhile as well as the one beer we ordered.

Bill came, contained two beers instead of the one we ordered.

After having the bill , we promptly left and successfully warned off another prospective table (patiently waiting to no avail), and went to clean ourselves up given no napkins...

I visited this restaurant specifically for my partner’s birthday with alot of expectations but all in vein unfortunately.

First of all, food was good only in pictures! Most of the items on the menu were not available, then the food that came was not Upto our expectations. I ordered Tacos, which was not full filling.

My partner ordered Enchilada, which was also kinda small portion.

We ordered Mango flavoured Mojito- there was no such thing in the drink. We confirmed with waitress and she said yes its mango(maybe we lost our taste buds too).

We had to wait for 15/20 mins for waitress to bring the bill as well as the order.

Lot of things need to be improved, 2 years back I visited it was much much...

Terrible service (Except for the waiter with the long hair) manners of waiters in general were bad Our waiter forgot one of the orders and didn't even seem sorry bout it. Under pressure she couldn't work with acceptable attitude she was almost shouting and terribly cleaning our table for desert Other waiters neglect what we asked for Food came after ages of waiting At the end, all dishes tasted just "OK" nothing special or extra delicious I only liked the Mexican band singing and the special way they served deserts (zoro style) Definitely not gonna go again I'd rather try other Mexican joints in Warsaw...