KAUAI Neelsie Stellenbosch — Restaurant in Stellenbosch Local Municipality

Bruv, I pulled up to Kauai on a mad one, belly makin’ sounds like a drill beat, innit. Needed somethin’ proper clean to pattern the mandem’s energy – no greasy munch, just vibes. Walked in, place lookin’ fresh. Bare plants, earthy tings, whole shop got that yoga girl aura. But man’s here for the grub, not the décor.

Ordered that “hot honey chicken wrap” – bro, levels. That ting was bussin’ with flavour – chicken seasoned like man’s auntie had a word in the kitchen. Sauce was tangy, fresh veg all crisp – not one limp lettuce leaf in sight. Took a sip of the peanut butter bomb smoothie too – swear down, it had man reconsiderin’ life choices. Like bruv, how can healthy food taste this peng?

Staff was calm still, all smiles, no attitude – even when man asked dumb questions like “what’s lions mane sayin’ tho?” They just laughed and patterned the order with no long ting. Respect. And don’t sleep on the frozen yoghurt, fam – that honey and toasted almond combo? Man nearly proposed to the cup.

Overall? Kauai’s a certified spot. Clean vibes, fresh eats, and you feel like you’re levellin’ up after one bite. Mandem tryna live long out here – no more junk, just gains and...

Love treating myself here occasionally, but a leak from the roof/air-conditioning has made my dining experience very unpleasant. At two separate seating areas, water has dripped on the table where I was seated. Hopefully management will take note of this...

Their wraps are nice, but lacks favour sometimes. I usually order the avo falafel wrap, there’s usually very little vegan nut butter. Sometimes not all the ingredients are in my wrap, the staff never informs you also if they’re short...