INSÓLITO BISTRÓ PLAYA DEL INGLÉS Italian restaurant & Pizza — Restaurant in San Bartolomé de Tirajana

I'm sad to say this, but what a disappointment. A hate giving bad reviews, but I don't like beeing fooled by great reviews and awesome looking pictures. Everything on the menu looked great, and the place has great reviews, so we were very exited to try it out. We ordered bruscetta with tomato, mozarella and basil. They forgot the basil. The rest was quite tasteless. 1/5. We ordered bruscetta with serano, mascapone and pistacio. A little bit better, but still quite tame. 2/5. The bread slices were too thick and to toasted and dry. Would have helped a ton if it was buttered with some garlic oil and salt. We ordered two sirloin steaks with truffel sauce. We both orderes potatoes and vegetables. We ordered the stakes medium. The stakes came rare, medium rare and some parts of it medium. Meat was boring and tasteless. The sauce had a pinch of truffel, but mostly quite tasteless. One of us had potatoes, one had vegetables, even though we both ordered with vegies and potatoes. We just shared between the two of us. 2,5/5. One waitress were pretty cool and down to earth, the other were just too fake nice and talked to us like we were 6 year olds. The reviews were great, but i didn't live up to the reputation sadly. Maybe the other dishes are better and we were just unlucky, but the place isn't cheap and we...

Surprised about all the good reviews..

The only waitress - poor her - was rushed from table to table, to then bring the food to tables after 4-5 angry bells from the kitchen. We felt genuinely bad for her. She was fast and stress resistant but couldn't understand english so well (which is fine because we realize we are abroad)

The portion size of the so called seafood salad was one of the WORST quality to price ratios I have ever seen. Vongole (shellfish) were sooo tiny my pinky nail is bigger :( and we paid 19 eur for it! It was almost humiliating to pick it out of the small shells. It does not look like pictures at all.

And then the food presentation too. Just look at the broken raviolo. This place certainly does not deserve all the good reviews. I am deeply disappointed in flavors and amount of food.

Also the bathroom door was broken but when I notified the waitress she couldn't care less. Of course, because she was so busy. She also forgot half of our order because of being so busy!! Service is just straight up horrible because there is 1 person on a...

Apparently they don’t publish reviews unless it’s five star. Seems dodgy to me!

This was disappointing given the reviews. It’s a nice place but it’s no five star.

I had the calamari to start, which was pretty average tasting. A dark thick batter but generous portion size. Oddly, it was served without any dipping sauce and when I asked for garlic mayo I was told they didn’t have any and offered me olive oil as the only option. Crazy! Never have I ever been served calamari without a dip. I think they thought the big lemon wedges should do the job.

I had the ham and mushroom pizza for main which was very nice and tasty - but unfortunately I couldn’t finish it because I was so full.

The wine was lovely and chilled and good value. The lady serving was lovely and did her best but she was rushed off her feet as it was quite busy when I was there.

I wouldn’t return - it simply didn’t meet...